Around the NHL — Episode XLXVI

[Butchy Dakkar]

Ya looks like 5th at best, and 9th at worst (if 2 Lottery balls awarded to teams behind Sens)

By that logic, 1OA at best

 

[Big Muddy]

Absolutely. They have tons of assets and cap space. I’d be surprised if they aren’t in the hunt next year.

Forgot to ask, what is “LDS” btw?

 

[Micklebot]

Forgot to ask, what is “LDS” btw?

Does this help, "Church of... "

 

[GCK]

Forgot to ask, what is “LDS” btw?

Latter Day Saints.

 

[Emerica]

Utah/SLC Saints would be a pretty interesting name

 

[frightenedinmatenum2]

If the management of Salt Lake City Roadkill has any competence, they will be a contender in no time. If they luck into the 1st OA pick and Macklin delivers as a star, that would expedite it.

They have a few good core pieces already in place, but otherwise have the closest you can get to a blank slate cap wise. They are also loaded with picks and prospects to use as ammo on trades.

Name any player who might be available, and they would be able to be in the hunt for that player.

 

[Qward]

Utah Fossils.

Brown/tan jersey with teal highlights.
Like this

Logo is a head of a fossil.

Start off every game with Macho man saying "Bone Saw is reeeeeeeeeeady!"

 

[bicboi64]

The Utah Fossils has some charm to it. Have skeletal dino's and mammoth's be the logos. It'd be terrifying but kinda cool

 

[Loach]

The Utah Fossils has some charm to it. Have skeletal dino's and mammoth's be the logos. It'd be terrifying but kinda cool

The Utah State Cooking Pot is...the Dutch Oven.

 

[BonHoonLayneCornell]

Utah Mormons

Isn't it like 40%+ of their population identifies as LDS?

 

[benjiv1]

Utah Raptors (Utahraptors)

That’s what the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park are basically based on.

 

[Very Stable Genius]

Utah Polygamies

 

[GCK]

Utah Mormons

Isn't it like 40%+ of their population identifies as LDS?

60% are listed as Morman by the church, 40% are practicing Mormans.

 

[StoicSensFan]

Does this help, "Church of... "

the flying spaghetti monster

 

[Butchy Dakkar]

the flying spaghetti monster

I read that! Beware of pirates.

 

[Micklebot]

the flying spaghetti monster

 

[BonHoonLayneCornell]

60% are listed as Morman by the church, 40% are practicing Mormans.

Those numbers are astounding to me.

 

[bicboi64]

60% are listed as Morman by the church, 40% are practicing Mormans.

I read that as Mermans for a minute and was thinking, damn, that'd be pretty badass to have ocean warriors as a logo.

 

[Xspyrit]

Not as pathetic as me following Matthews goal scoring (cuz I'm surrounded by TML media) and think it would be funny to have him stop at 69

Matthews scoring 70 would be major salt to the wound... I mean, he has a great goal scoring talent but their fanbase is so annoying. I don't know if you saw the Stutzle vs Matthews (but considering cap) poll....

 

[bicboi64]

Matthews scoring 70 would be major salt to the wound... I mean, he has a great goal scoring talent but their fanbase is so annoying. I don't know if you saw the Stutzle vs Matthews (but considering cap) poll....

I never go on the main board, but I just want 69 for the meme, and then hope he never approaches it again.

 

[Senovision]

Washington Capitals are in.

 

[robsenz]

Utah Fossils.

Brown/tan jersey with teal highlights.
Like this
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Logo is a head of a fossil.

Start off every game with Macho man saying "Bone Saw is reeeeeeeeeeady!"

Only if they exclusively sign players 35+

 

[SixthSens]

Tortorella f***ing over both the Red Wings and Pens feels great.

 

[Flamingo]

Awwww, shmoopy...

 

[GCK]

F**k Detroit. lol

Washington makes the playoffs with a -37 goal differential. Insane.