GDT: Around the League 2020-21

[Fixed to Ruin]

LOL Barzal wants a 10 Mil per season long term deal??!!??

Every single manager in the league must want to shoot Dumbass for paying Mitchie 10 Mil per. He’s worth 8 on a good day. In a Round 1 playoff splatter he’s worth maybe 6.

I agree he's worth 8. That's why he's asking for 10.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I agree he's worth 8. That's why he's asking for 10.

Yes but I Love how Leaf media hysteria overhyping their players wreaks havoc with their salary cap.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Yes but I Love how Leaf media hysteria overhyping their players wreaks havoc with their salary cap.

I love it too. That's what will keep them from winnng

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[Ritchie Valens]

That is a sweet looking paint job. I wish I was artistic that way, I'd probably paint goalie masks as a hobby.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

The brains part makes me think of Krang from the ninja turtles.

 

[TopShelfGloveSide]

 

[Ritchie Valens]

Price's mask:

Part bionic and organic. Not a cyborg.

*bonus points for identifying the song and artist without googling.

 

[yukoner88]

And that was just a 1st simulation. Imagine how few losses they'll have with Thornton on the first line, and Vesey on the second line.

Just wait until the injury bug doesn't even full on bite that roster. Even just a little nibble and that roster's depth will get hypothermia from having too much northern exposure.

 

[yukoner88]

Price's mask:

Part bionic and organic. Not a cyborg.

*bonus points for identifying the song and artist without googling.

While this is most likely a wrong answer, I'm still going to use this as an excuse to post this song as a swing and a miss guess.

 

[Senor Catface]

Pettersson is the best player in the NHL’s all-Canadian Division - Vancouver Is Awesome

When the Canucks improve, their fanbase turns into Leafs West.

 

[JordanGalhanth]

That is a sweet looking paint job. I wish I was artistic that way, I'd probably paint goalie masks as a hobby.

This is cultural appropriation against the sci-fi community.

 

[TB12]

Pettersson is the best player in the NHL’s all-Canadian Division - Vancouver Is Awesome

When the Canucks improve, their fanbase turns into Leafs West.

What an embarrassing article. Glad I can scratch Daniel Dale’s name off the list of anyone I ever have to listen to for a hockey opinion ever again.
Edit: Daniel Wagner. He wasn’t even relevant enough for me to get his name right

 

[fireantz]

Daniel Wagner= jock strap. “Close to nuts”

 

[Ritchie Valens]

So the league has named each division after a sponsor.

The North division is now known as "Scotia North". The remaining divisions are "Honda West", "Discover Central" and "Mass Mutual East".

 

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[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

So the league has named each division after a sponsor.

The North division is now known as "Scotia North". The remaining divisions are "Honda West", "Discover Central" and "Mass Mutual East".

Or during Covid “Mass Casualty East. “

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

There is 6 mil of salary that they will be trading soon or buying out over the summer.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

There is 6 mil of salary that they will be trading soon or buying out over the summer.

I don't think he's good enough to be traded. Unless its for like Ladd or someone like that.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I don't think he's good enough to be traded. Unless its for like Ladd or someone like that.

Or like Backes, traded with a high pick to a team with cap space who will buy him out over the summer. (Even though Backes wasn’t bought out)

 

[Delicious Pancakes]

Saw this headline on TSN:
Shilton: Joe Thornton already feeling ‘at home’ with Toronto Maple Leafs - TSN.ca

Makes sense he'd feel at home, he's used to disappointing in the playoffs.

 

[yukoner88]

There is 6 mil of salary that they will be trading soon or buying out over the summer.

They'll have to hire tawnya Harding to put him on LTir first

 

[yukoner88]

So the league has named each division after a sponsor.

The North division is now known as "Scotia North". The remaining divisions are "Honda West", "Discover Central" and "Mass Mutual East".

You'd think Scotia or Rogers would know when theyve saturated the Canadian naming market.

I'm of their names being everywhere

 

[King K Rool]

Pettersson is the best player in the NHL’s all-Canadian Division - Vancouver Is Awesome

When the Canucks improve, their fanbase turns into Leafs West.

They really bring it on themselves with this kinda stuff though
"Pettersson>McDavid" how high was the writer?

 

[subnet]

They really bring it on themselves with this kinda stuff though
"Pettersson>McDavid" how high was the writer?

Yeah the fool uses the 'Evolving' metrics, which we know are stellar