Confirmed with Link: April Fools (READ BEFORE YOU POST)

[Fenway]

Now after Midnight and again if you want to post a fake April Fools story DO IT IN THIS THREAD

I love a good April 1st prank and some 30 years ago I fell hook line and sinker for this one in Sports Illustrated.

http://www.si.com/mlb/2014/10/15/curious-case-sidd-finch

"He's a pitcher, part yogi and part recluse. Impressively liberated from our opulent life-style, Sidd's deciding about yoga — and his future in baseball." The first letters of these words spell out "Happy April Fools Day".

So please - think twice before starting a thread today.

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[KrejciMVP]

Bruins will make the playoffs!

 

[Ice Nine]

Haggs broke a story!

 

[PatriceBergeronFan]

Haggs broke a story!

Haggs walked away from the buffet line.

 

[jdz]

Was going to make a Joe Haggerty fat joke but I am too slow.

 

[Fenway]

Jacobs lowers ticket and concession prices 50% and offers a money back guarantee.

 

[Seidenbergy]

17% body fat

 

[ODAAT]

Haggs broke a story!

speaking of Haggs, appears CJ isn`t a massive fan of his either


http://www.csnne.com/boston-bruins/haggerty-desperate-times-call-different-looks-bruins-power-play

 

[Roll 4 Lines]

A guy at work came in and said "My wife just texted that Bergeron broke his hand and will miss the rest of the season."

He and I both got worked into a frenzy, and after a few Google searches we realized that today is April 1.

She got us! Both of us!

 

[Kate08]

Not hockey related, but a several years ago at an old job, a friend called me and said our building was on fire and not to come to work.

I didn't, and got a very confused call from my boss. Who laughed her ass off when I told her where I was.

 

[JAD]

Someone told me today was international atheists day! ? Lol
Psalms 14:1 humm

 

[DominicT]

I'm retiring at the end of the hockey season

 

[BNHL]

I'm retiring at the end of the hockey season

Considering the CFL?

 

[Gee Wally]

Snow storm coming Monday night......

and no April Fools either!

 

[DominicT]

Considering the CFL?

I was thinking the IFL

 

[Gordoff]

Just texted my wife during a managerial meeting to tell her that Bergeron was arrested in a motel room with another un-named Bruin and a hooker doing crystal meth enema's.... She was NOT amused.

 

[PatriceBergeronFan]

speaking of Haggs, appears CJ isn`t a massive fan of his either


http://www.csnne.com/boston-bruins/haggerty-desperate-times-call-different-looks-bruins-power-play

Haggs routinely looks for sound bits to in turn target players with his agendas. I can't imagine any player or coach likes him.

 

[TCL40]

Snow storm coming Monday night......

and no April Fools either!

My fingers are crossed that this snow turns out like all the others-less than 2 inches. I'm done with winter-I'm ready to pull out my shorts.

 

[Artemis]

Haggs routinely looks for sound bits to in turn target players with his agendas. I can't imagine any player or coach likes him.

Haggerty telling Julien how to coach is the biggest April Fool's joke ever.

 

[Gordoff]

My fingers are crossed that this snow turns out like all the others-less than 2 inches. I'm done with winter-I'm ready to pull out my shorts.

We all are but really this was a very easy winter in the Boston area.

 

[Ozamataz Buckshank]

Someone told me today was international atheists day! ? Lol
Psalms 14:1 humm

what are you getting at?

 

[Kovi]

A guy at work came in and said "My wife just texted that Bergeron broke his hand and will miss the rest of the season."

He and I both got worked into a frenzy, and after a few Google searches we realized that today is April 1.

She got us! Both of us!

that was NOT cool. I got all upset. haha

 

[Kovi]

Snow storm coming Monday night......

and no April Fools either!

FFS! new england. ugh

 

[Flannelman]

Snow storm coming Monday night......

and no April Fools either!

That'll be a great birthday gift for you walt

 

[Montecristo]

jared knight recalled to minesota wild on emergency recall per dreger.