Revelation
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Not scary as in "they have our number" but scary as in "if I'm watching them play and the lights go out I retreat to my safe space and cry myself to sleep".
IDK why but Buffalo just gives me the creeps
Maybe it's Evander Holyfield Kane who did this
And has a reputation of someone you don't want to **** with (unless you're an even bigger and scarier Big Buff)
Or maybe it's Lehner who looks like he'd be more at home in the Warhammer 40k universe
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Matt Moulson's mustache is the stuff of nightmares
Sam Reinhart looks like ET
Tim Murray always looks like he's thinking about where the bodies are buried
And Ristolainen is just scary because he looks like a William Nylander pretty boy but then he zones in on your best forward and pummels them into the ground and keeps taking the body you just don't expect it. The Eichel-Matthews/Nylander-Nylander symmetry is also out there.
Anyway, this all adds up to a creepy Silent Hill vibe every time I watch the Sabres play. Caps are playing them again tomorrow and I can't sleep just thinking about it.
Do any teams/players in the NHL inspire fear in you?
IDK why but Buffalo just gives me the creeps
Maybe it's Evander Holyfield Kane who did this
And has a reputation of someone you don't want to **** with (unless you're an even bigger and scarier Big Buff)
Or maybe it's Lehner who looks like he'd be more at home in the Warhammer 40k universe
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Matt Moulson's mustache is the stuff of nightmares
Sam Reinhart looks like ET
Tim Murray always looks like he's thinking about where the bodies are buried
And Ristolainen is just scary because he looks like a William Nylander pretty boy but then he zones in on your best forward and pummels them into the ground and keeps taking the body you just don't expect it. The Eichel-Matthews/Nylander-Nylander symmetry is also out there.
Anyway, this all adds up to a creepy Silent Hill vibe every time I watch the Sabres play. Caps are playing them again tomorrow and I can't sleep just thinking about it.
Do any teams/players in the NHL inspire fear in you?