Injury Report: Andrei Svechnikov (Upper Body)

[Svechhammer]

Welp

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[The Jerk Store]

Recovery times are wibbly wobbly.

Yes. A big ball.

 

[Tryamw]

Recovery times are wibbly wobbly.

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down

 

[Negan4Coach]

Tuomo Ruutu 2.0 come on down!

 

[Svechhammer]

Not ideal

 

[A Star is Burns]

Not ideal

It's not, but those updates would seem to be about what would be expected.

 

[42]

Svech is still not on IR. Could this be a sign this is not as bad as it sounds? If they knew he'd be out 3+ weeks, why not place him on IR already?

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Svech is still not on IR. Could this be a sign this is not as bad as it sounds? If they knew he'd be out 3+ weeks, why not place him on IR already?

He is likely out at least 7 days but we aren’t likely to call anyone up. Going on IR is irrelevant if you aren’t going to need the roster spot

 

[raynman]

 

[MinJaBen]

In other news, the Nostradamus Society of the Triangle has revoked Rod's membership after another "on the nose" health prediction.

 

[Daeavorn]

In other news, the Nostradamus Society of the Triangle has revoked Rod's membership after another "on the nose" health prediction.

Hes probably doing it intentionally to mess with the media.

 

[Unhinged Finn]

In other news, the Nostradamus Society of the Triangle has revoked Rod's membership after another "on the nose" health prediction.

No worries! Pull it out of your as...hat Society of the HF26 is happy to hand Rod a membership.

 

[42]

RBA really needs to re-evaluate his ways of expressing time.

 

[Chrispy]

In other news, the Nostradamus Society of the Triangle has revoked Rod's membership after another "on the nose" health prediction.

"Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?"

 

[The Faulker 27]

Now I know Rod is just f***ing with people.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Yep. Like I said, I stopped taking anything he says about injuries seriously.

Except for Pesce, where RBA made it out to be much worse than it was. I stopped taking anything Rod says about injuries seriously.

 

[AD Skinner]

Brind’Amour is just so used to working out in the hyperbaric time chamber like piccolo that he can’t estimate time on earth so well

 

[Svechhammer]

RBA really needs to re-evaluate his ways of expressing time.

So what you're telling me is that he's The Doctor?

 

[Chrispy]

So what you're telling me is that he's The Doctor?

Don’t be ridiculous.

The Doctor can regenerate his ACL.

 

[MinJaBen]

So what you're telling me is that he's The Doctor?

But clearly not A doctor.

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

One of these days, Dr. Rod's just going to give a "he ded" diagnosis.

 

[The Jerk Store]

But clearly not A doctor.

The definite article, you might say.

 

[DaveG]

so is Rod Commander Scott, or is that the team doctors?

 

[Svechhammer]

Aaaaand he's back

 

[Chrispy]

Aaaaand he's back

****, if Rod says he’s playing tonight he must be out another 2 weeks.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

****, if Rod says he’s playing tonight he must be out another 2 weeks.

If Rod says he isn’t playing until tonight, he’s playing in 15 seconds.