OT: 90th Obsequious Banter Thread: Freedom

[Captain Dave Poulin]

There has got to be more to the story or was it just a guy with testosterone oozing out of every pore and was just looking for trouble.

Did you miss the part that says "in Florida"?

 

[Asnito]

Did you miss the part that says "in Florida"?

That state does seem to have more than it's fair share of idiots

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That state does seem to have more than it's fair share of idiots

Yep, and snakes. It's a shithole. Strangely enough, I had a great time the two times I went there, but both were on St. George Island. Maybe being offshore helps.

 

[Flybynite]

Just read a story about a guy in Florida ( imagine that) who shot and killed a neighbor because his cat wandered into his yard. He has been charged with 2nd degree murder

There was a guy in Northeast Philly who shot his neighbor because the neighbor's dog crapped on his lawn like 5+ years ago.

 

[Asnito]

Yep, and snakes. It's a shithole. Strangely enough, I had a great time the two times I went there, but both were on St. George Island. Maybe being offshore helps.

I have never heard of this place so I just looked it up. Looks nice and has less than 1,000 full time residents

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

There was a guy in Northeast Philly who shot his neighbor because the neighbor's dog crapped on his lawn like 5+ years ago.

That's a long time to wait to get revenge.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

There has got to be more to the story or was it just a guy with testosterone oozing out of every pore and was just looking for trouble.

the guy who had the cat went over and asked him not to shoot his cat so he shot him instead. I really don’t know if there had been prior incidents or tension between the 2 guys. Maybe more will come out once more investigating is done.

 

[Asnito]

the guy who had the cat went over and asked him not to shoot his cat so he shot him instead. I really don’t know if there had been prior incidents or tension between the 2 guys. Maybe more will come out once more investigating is done.

Imagine throwing away the rest of your life because a cat is in your yard

 

[DancingPanther]

You didn't get berated, you got pitied. And for what it's worth, it's Dan F***ing Brown, who is the actual worst. It's not a condemnation of you to react negatively to you reading it - it's a way of saying, quote, "Dan Brown is the f***ing WORST."

No that Steele one is the worst. Lifetime movies in book form. My sister reads that slop

 

[Asnito]

Anybody else following this story from Loudon County VA? This guy got arrested because he confronted the school board as he was pissed, rightly so, that his daughter was raped in the bathroom.
Loudoun County school boss Scott Ziegler knew of alleged sex assault: report

 

[Hurricane28]

Watching the original Willy Wonka with Gene Wilder again just drives home my belief that the Depp/Burton remake is one of the worst f***ing movies ever.

so bad.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I’d figure Japan would be the country best suited to handle a pandemic, what with SARS hitting them not too long ago and whatnot.

The US has the resources and the plans in place, but all of that is useless if it's used wrong or not at all.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

You didn't get berated, you got pitied. And for what it's worth, it's Dan F***ing Brown, who is the actual worst. It's not a condemnation of you to react negatively to you reading it - it's a way of saying, quote, "Dan Brown is the f***ing WORST."

I really hope that you haven't seen this yet, Cap, because it would bring an immeasurable amount of joy to my life to introduce it to you myself:


Don’t make fun of renowned Dan Brown

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I really hope that you haven't seen this yet, Cap, because it would bring an immeasurable amount of joy to my life to introduce it to you myself:


Don’t make fun of renowned Dan Brown

"The 190lb adult male human being nodded his head to indicate satisfaction and returned to his bedroom by walking there. Still asleep in the luxurious four-poster bed of the expensive $10 million house was beautiful wife Mrs Brown. Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in. She was as majestic as the finest sculpture by Caravaggio or the most coveted portrait by Rodin. I like the attractive woman, thought the successful man."

 

[Runner77]

I hear gunshots!

Oh wait, I live in Maine. Nevermind.

Two words. Alec Baldwin.

 

[Runner77]

That's a long time to wait to get revenge.

That’s like the joke about the snail that climbed up to a doorbell and managed to ring it.

The owner answers the door, visibly annoyed when he saw the snail, grabbed it and shot it far away.

Some three years later, the snail is back at the doorbell, rings it again and when the owner emerges, it blurts out to him: “What was that all about?”

 

[Lord Defect]

Anybody else following this story from Loudon County VA? This guy got arrested because he confronted the school board as he was pissed, rightly so, that his daughter was raped in the bathroom.
Loudoun County school boss Scott Ziegler knew of alleged sex assault: report

Complete shit show on the school boards part. This was the kids second incident raping a girl in the girls bathroom. The school board bud the incident once and tried the second time. The dad spoke out and the board went after him instead. I hope they get the balls sued off of them.

 

[Lord Defect]

Went to my first non military kill house.

it was a bit of hokey fun. There must have been 50 strobe lights in there, and almost no actual light. I ram the house as a two man team with a friend of mine, and we split up very briefly. I heard him fire a few shots off and came back his way, everything was good but I suddenly felt something squishy under my foot and pulled back fast. I heard a quiet “ughh” and realized I stepped on a “dead” actor. It was really really hard to see

 

[Asnito]

Complete shit show on the school boards part. This was the kids second incident raping a girl in the girls bathroom. The school board bud the incident once and tried the second time. The dad spoke out and the board went after him instead. I hope they get the balls sued off of them.

Actually the Dad in question was the first assault and they transferred the kid to a different school and he did it again.

To me that's bordering on a criminal offence.

 

[Lord Defect]

Than

Actually the Dad in question was the first assault and they transferred the kid to a different school and he did it again.

To me that's bordering on a criminal offence.

Thanks for correcting me bud.

 

[Asnito]

Than

Thanks for correcting me bud.

I wasn't trying to show you up just point out how bad that whole situation is.

 

[Lord Defect]

I wasn't trying to show you up just point out how bad that whole situation is.

No. I’m being genuine. Thank you for setting me straight. I had bad info and you gave me good info.

 

[DancingPanther]

They better figure out this migration because the site is quickly deteriorating

 

[Asnito]

They better figure out this migration because the site is quickly deteriorating

How bout it. It's been crap today

 

[Asnito]

They better figure out this migration because the site is quickly deteriorating

How bout it. It's been crap today