OT: 84th Obsequious Banter Thread: a nod to rural Pennsylvania

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Microwaves suck except for making popcorn.

Toaster ovens are the motherf***ing best.

 

[Rebels57]

Can I play with you guys? I’d need skates, a stick, and have to be taught how to skate.

You can replace me since I might end up getting shut down This abdomen injury might be serious.

 

[ajgoal]

I have looked at them... but I have a perfectly good oven that does pretty much everything it does! I guess more energy efficient is only advantage.

I really want a commercial fryer, proper griddle, and pizza oven when buy my own place though aha.

I felt the same way, but the fact that a toaster oven is at temp almost immediately is a huge plus. It's great for re-heating, and also for making single serving stuff, like bacon in the morning.

 

[Flybynite]

Can I play with you guys? I’d need skates, a stick, and have to be taught how to skate.

How are you at throwing punches? Frank 'the animal' Bialowas couldn't skate

 

[Amorgus]

I'm at Lake Placid again, for the first time in like 6 years. The Olympic rink is closed for construction and stuff so we couldn't spread any of my brother's ashes on the rink. We did it in a flower pot by the entrance. I picked up this shirt while there and then went down to the comic shop and found a John Waters Funko Pop that I reflexively snatched off the shelf and yelled MINE!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I'm at Lake Placid again, for the first time in like 6 years. The Olympic rink is closed for construction and stuff so we couldn't spread any of my brother's ashes on the rink. We did it in a flower pot by the entrance. I picked up this shirt while there and then went down to the comic shop and found a John Waters Funko Pop that I reflexively snatched off the shelf and yelled MINE! View attachment 454045

@BigToe has been censored in order to protect the innocent.

 

[Hurricane28]

Driving back to DC and my girlfriend is driving, so she gets radio control. She put on a podcast with two of the real housewives of Potomac. Their “takes” on USA basketball and Stephen A’s comments about Ohtani made me want to throw myself out the window

 

[Tripod]

Driving back to DC and my girlfriend is driving, so she gets radio control. She put on a podcast with two of the real housewives of Potomac. Their “takes” on USA basketball and Stephen A’s comments about Ohtani made me want to throw myself out the window

So confused.

Girlfriend driving?

She gets radio control?

Control your woman

 

[Embiid]

Microwaves suck except for making popcorn.

Toaster ovens are the motherf***ing best.

They kind of do although I use it rather frequently for reheating and cooking some Trader Joe's frozen stuff. My two ex Russian girlfriend's would not allow me to use the microwave especially when it came to reheating meat...said it changed the chemical composition or something like that hence it not being healthy to consume. They were both over the top on stuff like that....former Soviet Union stuff. I mean one of them grew up not far from Chernobyl....I think microwaved meals should have been the least of her worries.

 

[Hurricane28]

So confused.

Girlfriend driving?

She gets radio control?

Control your woman

she gets the second leg because I hate driving down 95. Usually she puts on her music which is fine I tolerate it. but today she throws on this podcast.

 

[Tripod]

she gets the second leg because I hate driving down 95. Usually she puts on her music which is fine I tolerate it. but today she throws on this podcast.

i think the only time my wife has driven me, was when I have been drinking...or when she picked me up after dropping off my car to be fixed.

I don't like her driving...lol.

 

[Embiid]

Well I guess I am all ears for the bugs....

They need to develop a bed where you can sleep suspended in the air like in space. Sex would be tough but imagine the positions...

Your bed may be a germ-filled petri dish, microbiologist warns

 

[Embiid]

If I was a big bad bear made to wear a skirt I would be enraged too...

 

[Flybynite]

Driving back to DC and my girlfriend is driving, so she gets radio control. She put on a podcast with two of the real housewives of Potomac. Their “takes” on USA basketball and Stephen A’s comments about Ohtani made me want to throw myself out the window

At least you find this out before marriage.

just sayin...

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

If I was a big bad bear made to wear a skirt I would be enraged too...

 

[Jack Straw]

I felt the same way, but the fact that a toaster oven is at temp almost immediately is a huge plus. It's great for re-heating, and also for making single serving stuff, like bacon in the morning.

I have a toaster oven, it's great. The microwave has its uses. But I just got one of these beauties and it might just be the most awesome cooking device ever invented. So far I've used it to grill swordfish steaks and pork and it comes out perfect every time.

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B089TQ82WT?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2_dt_b_product_details

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[ajgoal]

I have a toaster oven, it's great. The microwave has its uses. But I just got one of these beauties and it might just be the most awesome cooking device ever invented. So far I've used it to grill swordfish steaks and pork and it comes out perfect every time.

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B089TQ82WT?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2_dt_b_product_details

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I love all these new kitchen appliances that I can't get because my kitchen is smaller than @Appleyard's

 

[wankstifier]

Well I guess I am all ears for the bugs....

They need to develop a bed where you can sleep suspended in the air like in space. Sex would be tough but imagine the positions...

Your bed may be a germ-filled petri dish, microbiologist warns

Like… a hammock?

 

[Jack Straw]

I love all these new kitchen appliances that I can't get because my kitchen is smaller than @Appleyard's

My kitchen isn't huge and I'm running out of counter space, but this one is worth the hassle. You probably don't even need to put it in the kitchen, just plug it in anywhere you have the space.

 

[ajgoal]

anywhere you have the space.

You're funny.

About right, @Starat327?

 

[Magua]

Like… a hammock?

I think he means something more like this.

 

[wankstifier]

I think he means something more like this.

Hell has all the amenities

 

[Jack Straw]

You're funny.

About right, @Starat327?

It looks like it would fit where you have that black basket and whatever that other thing is next to it. Or just put it on your dining table. Problem solved.

 

[Embiid]

Like… a hammock?

No...in the actual air...suspended. A hammock still has you in contact with material even if not an actual dust and germ magnet mattress.

 

[Lord Defect]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CRhIjXZH6f6/?utm_medium=copy_link

This is amazing