OT: 84th Obsequious Banter Thread: a nod to rural Pennsylvania

[Lord Defect]

You can replace me since I might end up getting shut down This abdomen injury might be serious.

AMac played without talent, you can play without abs. (Get better!((so you can teach me how to skate)))

 

[Lord Defect]

How are you at throwing punches? Frank 'the animal' Bialowas couldn't skate

Not to toot my own horn, but I can take a punch like a champ.
Wait, you asked how I was throwing them...

 

[Jack Straw]

No...in the actual air...suspended. A hammock still has you in contact with material even if not an actual dust and germ magnet.

How does that keep bugs from getting in your ear? You know that bugs can fly, right? I think what you're looking for is this:

 

[Lord Defect]

Well I guess I am all ears for the bugs....

They need to develop a bed where you can sleep suspended in the air like in space. Sex would be tough but imagine the positions...

Your bed may be a germ-filled petri dish, microbiologist warns

It’s called a hammock

 

[Embiid]

It’s called a hammock

No it is not. It's called zero gravity or learning to levitate.

 

[Lord Defect]

No it is not. It's called zero gravity or learning to levitate.

Space hammock

 

[Amorgus]

No...in the actual air...suspended. A hammock still has you in contact with material even if not an actual dust and germ magnet mattress.

Done. Night night!

 

[Embiid]

Done. Night night!

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Wtf is that? Creepier than bugs in my ear..

 

[Jack Straw]

So, I just finished my dinner. Swordfish steak, perfectly grilled in the Ninja. Broccoli, perfectly steamed in the microwave. Potato salad, adequately prepared by someone at the supermarket.

 

[Amorgus]

I saw a live suspension performance after a concert once. Dudes were hooked to both ends of a pole and were seesawing up and down by their back skin. Then a guy was sitting on stage putting cinder blocks over his crotch and letting a girl sledgehammer the bricks. Fun times. I think this was after a Juno Reactor show so it wasn't like it was metal night.

 

[Embiid]

Speaking of suspension...

If we can't get HSR in this backward country (we're #1 my ass) then let's get this operational. Enough is enough....we need modern effin transformative infrastructure projects. Amtrak, Septa etc. to get up and down the NE corridor. What a joke....

All aboard the hyperloop: How your commute could be changing

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have a toaster oven, it's great. The microwave has its uses. But I just got one of these beauties and it might just be the most awesome cooking device ever invented. So far I've used it to grill swordfish steaks and pork and it comes out perfect every time.

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B089TQ82WT?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2_dt_b_product_details

That looks awesome. Did you get those cookbooks for it too?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"When we're together, everything just disappears. Especially my dignity."

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

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