OT: 75th Obsequious Banter Thread: Pour Yourself A Kool-Aid As Tall As Hal Gill

[DancingPanther]

fruitville pike, lancaster pa.

Right near Dragon Hibachi. I agree

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sure sounds like someone who has never ridden the Subway...

 

[kudymen]

Seems safe and should offer absolutely no long term health detriments

At first I wasn't sure if you were serious about your Dr DancingPanther credentials - but now I am 100 % sure you are an actual MD

 

[Beef Invictus]

The child just claimed she didn't poop in her diaper. I did.

 

[Prongo]

The child just claimed she didn't poop in her diaper. I did.

Be better beef.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Sure sounds like someone who has never ridden the Subway...

Oh it’s fine. I’ll just wait for the next B train at a reasonable hour that’s not too crowded. As long as we have an actual pandemic, it might happen in the next few years. Here’s hoping it’s at a convenient time for me.

 

[DancingPanther]

At first I wasn't sure if you were serious about your Dr DancingPanther credentials - but now I am 100 % sure you are an actual MD

PharmD actually

 

[DancingPanther]

The child just claimed she didn't poop in her diaper. I did.

Why the f*** did you poop in her diaper?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The child just claimed she didn't poop in her diaper. I did.

Now, you didn't state that she claimed you pooped in her diaper, but you did state that you actually did poop in her diaper.

So, was she actually correct?

Phrasing?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I plead the fifth.

 

[Striiker]

Why the f*** did you poop in her diaper?

Establishing dominance.

 

[Tripod]

I plead the fifth.

Or the 2nd?

 

[Hextallent63]

Establishing dominance.

if someone s$at in my pants for me, i would not question them and move on.

 

[Hextallent63]

if someone s$at in my pants for me, i would not question them and move on.

wife looked over my shoulder and said its not established dominance, its a sign of severe mental illness. i said to her, go ahead and call the person that s#at in your pants for you crazy and see what happens.....

 

[Striiker]

if someone s$at in my pants for me, i would not question them and move on.

Shitting in someone elses pants is such an alpha move.

That's the kind of dominance you need to establish long before your child becomes a teenager, that way they won't try to challenge your authority.

 

[Lord Defect]

Shitting in someone elses pants is such an alpha move.

That's the kind of dominance you need to establish long before your child becomes a teenager, that way they won't try to challenge your authority.

Where’s the fun in that? You wait until they can challenge, and then dare them too. Give it a few years and your dad will shit in your pants too.

 

[Starat327]

Shitting in someone elses pants is such an alpha move.

That's the kind of dominance you need to establish long before your child becomes a teenager, that way they won't try to challenge your authority.

You are living proof that this is not true.

 

[PALE PWNR]

So I have officially cancelled my trip to China and Japan this summer. Instead we are going to do Ireland, Scotland, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark and St. Petersburg Russia.

 

[Danko]

Just got the results of my MRI for my right knee after getting checked playing hockey a week ago, seems like I dodged a bullet. I wont need surgery but did manage to get a high grade sprain with partial tear of my ACL, Muscle injury near my femor, and a grade 3 injury to patella.

Moral of the story, guys who throw checks in beer league hockey are idiots.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Just got the results of my MRI for my right knee after getting checked playing hockey a week ago, seems like I dodged a bullet. I wont need surgery but did manage to get a high grade sprain with partial tear of my ACL, Muscle injury near my femor, and a grade 3 injury to patella.

Do you want me to beat it up

Moral of the story, guys who throw checks in beer league hockey are idiots.

Do you want me to beat them up.

 

[Danko]

Do you want me to beat it up



Do you want me to beat them up.

Yes and No, you decide the order.

 

[Appleyard]

Anyone recommend any genuinely good sports films?

The Fighter
The Wrestler
Moneyball
The Express
Bull Durham
Miracle
The Blind Side
Remember the Titans
Slap Shot
Jerry McGuire
White Men Can't Jump

are all good to solid... and have seen them all... but always seems to be a genre without as many real high end, class, films as others.

 

[landsbergfan]

Anyone recommend any genuinely good sports films?

The Fighter
The Wrestler
Moneyball
The Express
Bull Durham
Miracle
The Blind Side
Remember the Titans
Slap Shot
Jerry McGuire
White Men Can't Jump

are all good to solid... and have seen them all... but always seems to be a genre without as many real high end, class, films as others.

Baseketball
Happy Gilmore
Cool Runnings
The warrior
Rookie of the Year
Major League
The Sandlot
Rush
Ford vs Ferrari
Dodgeball
Caddyshack

 

[Appleyard]

Baseketball
Happy Gilmore
Cool Runnings
The warrior
Rookie of the Year
Major League
The Sandlot
Rush
Ford vs Ferrari
Dodgeball
Caddyshack

See :

Happy Gilmore
Cool Runnings
Dodgeball
Caddyshack

and yeh, all very enjoyable.

Ford vs Ferrari was great... saw it in the cinema.

Will check out a few of the others for sure.

 

[PALE PWNR]

Anyone recommend any genuinely good sports films?

The Fighter
The Wrestler
Moneyball
The Express
Bull Durham
Miracle
The Blind Side
Remember the Titans
Slap Shot
Jerry McGuire
White Men Can't Jump

are all good to solid... and have seen them all... but always seems to be a genre without as many real high end, class, films as others.

- Warrior

- Rudy

- Invincible