OT: 64th Obsequious Banter Thread: Patrick and Provorov Before They Were Cool

[deadhead]

Just remember fathers, in college and afterwards, you were trying to sleep with everyone else's daughters.
Make sure she has a good gynecologist and give her a copy of the Joy of Sex and cross your fingers.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My experience is that women peak in their 30s and 40s.
For one thing, a lot of college girls yo-yo diet but don't work out, and they often have meh bodies once the dress comes off.

While many older single women, faced with competition from younger women, have both better bodies and more skill and enthusiasm.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Just remember fathers, in college and afterwards, you were trying to sleep with everyone else's daughters.
Make sure she has a good gynecologist and give her a copy of the Joy of Sex and cross your fingers.

 

[Tripod]

Is that a picture of the women you encountered in Thailand?

 

[deadhead]

Still haven't gotten over your ladyboy fixation?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Still haven't gotten over your ladyboy fixation?

Meh, I'm mostly over it.

 

[mja]

I never agreed with you more.

And what are Mrs. Tripod's feelings on this subject?

 

[Danko]

Outlaw King was pretty good. Looks like a few of the cast from Braveheart appeared in this in different roles?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

And what are Mrs. Tripod's feelings on this subject?

Seriously. That woman is a queen.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Is that a picture of the women you encountered in Thailand?

I forgot to ask you what is wrong with you that you think that is a woman?

 

[orangecrush8]

The only nice **** I use is shaving soap and a badger brush. Only way to properly shave for me requires going against the grain which wrecks my skin with a regular commercial razor, and the usual single blade stuff is garbage. So I've got a an old school safety razor; even decent blades run me for about 10 bucks for a 1.5 year supply. And the fancy soap is fat based and does a great job of lubricating the face so there aren't any knicks. Result in the end is way better than multi blade razor, or just safety razor with normal barbasol or gel.

I hate the Penguins. I hate the Leafs. I hate shaving more. My neck gets shredded from the typical Gillette razors out there. I use the old school double sided safety razor as well and have experienced better results. I wouldn’t survive being a Yankee or on a team with Lou.

 

[klutch]

The only nice **** I use is shaving soap and a badger brush. Only way to properly shave for me requires going against the grain which wrecks my skin with a regular commercial razor, and the usual single blade stuff is garbage. So I've got a an old school safety razor; even decent blades run me for about 10 bucks for a 1.5 year supply. And the fancy soap is fat based and does a great job of lubricating the face so there aren't any knicks. Result in the end is way better than multi blade razor, or just safety razor with normal barbasol or gel.

This is working well for me

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Hard hitting stuff we got here...

 

[Jray42]

Hard hitting stuff we got here...

*views source*

Seems about right

 

[Tripod]

And what are Mrs. Tripod's feelings on this subject?

I am 46, she is 38. We have known each other for 7 years.

We both obviously have a past. I didn't say it was happening now...lol.

I forgot to ask you what is wrong with you that you think that is a woman?

lol...I don't. I just have heard horror stories about Thailand so you never know!

 

[Hurricane28]

Hard hitting stuff we got here...

Just like a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving was a problem

 

[Magua]

Am I going crazy or does this site now have an auto refresh feature for new posts while on a page?

That probably shouldn’t be an “or” statement fwiw.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Am I going crazy or does this site now have an auto refresh feature for new posts while on a page?

That probably shouldn’t be an “or” statement fwiw.

I thought I just noticed that myself...

 

[kudymen]

Am I going crazy or does this site now have an auto refresh feature for new posts while on a page?

That probably shouldn’t be an “or” statement fwiw.

It smells, the autorefresh brings posts from the very first page of a thread when you are on the last page of a locked thread etc. Weird and the autorefresh is annoying

 

[Amorgus]

My cousin just won a free cabin on this guiltiest of pleasure cruises.

Star Trek: The Cruise - The Un-Conventional Voyage.

All that AND Thomas Dolby??? I'd be like the One-Eyed King among that crowd: a non-overzealous fan with some actual social grace and hygiene.

 

[kudymen]

That website just reminded me that Nana Visitor is the greatest name ever

 

[Amorgus]

That website just reminded me that Nana Visitor is the greatest name ever

Yup and I still think she's hot. I fanboy squealed when I saw her show up in Battlestar Galactica and some reruns of MacGyver.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Anyone who's a stand up comedy fan should check out that new Bumping Mics special on Netflix with Dave Attell and Jeff Ross. Attell is a goddamn legend.

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Anyone see the Artemis Fowl trailer? So disappointed in it.

 

[Magua]

I read the first 3 books in f***ing elementary school. What a flashback.