OT: 61st Obsequious Banter Thread: Peppermint Fatty Edition

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Who doesn't want to see 2 beetles duking it out.

The beetle on the left was leaving himself exposed to head and body shots. Needs to go back to the octagon for more training on defensive position so he can counter the moves of his opponent and score some wins

 

[Jray42]

watermain break on south Hampton and the Blvd. just as a FYI anyone traveling this morning / not sure how long til it’s clear.

AHH, I was wondering why there was so much traffic on Byberry/Southampton this morning

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

The next 5-6 days after today is going to suck 90 plus and heat indexes over 100.

 

[BringBackHakstol]

OK, so I'm going to ask a question and I'm prepared for it to seriously trigger some people.

The Office.

I watched the first season (6 episodes) and like 5 episodes of the 2nd season... does it get significantly better or is this kinda how it's going to continue? Maybe this is just one of those shows that's not for me... but I figured I'd give it a try based on reputation and since I loved Parks and Rec and they're often mentioned as similar-ish shows. I'm just finding Michael Scott to be too cringey to tolerate.

It arcs well in the first 5 or 6 seasons, then it gets real bad after that.

But Mike Scott and the cringe factor is pretty much what makes the show

 

[SnS]

AHH, I was wondering why there was so much traffic on Byberry/Southampton this morning

I saw the 14 going by my house and I was confused. Then I saw the direct bus go by my house and was baffled.

So I checked cbs and it was the first thing they were showing.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Michael Scott made the show for me. I don't want to spoil it, but the series didn't exactly finish with a bang.

 

[kudymen]

So after completing 299 km of my 300 km train ride tonight, our train broke down and the conductor needs to turn it off and on again. Not the engine. All of it. Somebody please cheer me up because I'm in the woods on a train with everything turned off at 11pm. Lol

 

[Striiker]

So after completing 299 km of my 300 km train ride tonight, our train broke down and the conductor needs to turn it off and on again. Not the engine. All of it. Somebody please cheer me up because I'm in the woods on a train with everything turned off at 11pm. Lol

If a bear attacks you only need to be faster than the slowest person.

 

[SnS]

So after completing 299 km of my 300 km train ride tonight, our train broke down and the conductor needs to turn it off and on again. Not the engine. All of it. Somebody please cheer me up because I'm in the woods on a train with everything turned off at 11pm. Lol

Close your eyes. And think of sloths.

 

[WestrnPhlyr]

So after completing 299 km of my 300 km train ride tonight, our train broke down and the conductor needs to turn it off and on again. Not the engine. All of it. Somebody please cheer me up because I'm in the woods on a train with everything turned off at 11pm. Lol

Sorry....couldn't help me-self
EDIT: I know....I'm a dick

 

[kudymen]

Sooo... restarting the train helped. Unfortunately after restarting it could only go reverse so we went 1 kilometre IN THE OTHER DIRECTION to get on a different train.

WHAT THE f***

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

So after completing 299 km of my 300 km train ride tonight, our train broke down and the conductor needs to turn it off and on again. Not the engine. All of it. Somebody please cheer me up because I'm in the woods on a train with everything turned off at 11pm. Lol

The real Blair Witch is stalking the train

 

[Striiker]

Sooo... restarting the train helped. Unfortunately after restarting it could only go reverse so we went 1 kilometre IN THE OTHER DIRECTION to get on a different train.

WHAT THE ****

This is how horror movies start.

I hope you don't eaten by some train sabotaging cannibal.

 

[kudymen]

Thanks guys, you the real sports. Special shout out to @WestrnPhlyr and @GoneFullHextall

 

[kudymen]

One hour in the forrest is almost over, I'm arriving to my destination. Blair Witch maybe next time

 

[Flyotes]

The different train is the organ harvesting train. I'm searching and I can find no record of that 2nd train online.

 

[Tripod]

If a bear attacks you only need to be faster than the slowest person.

My wife gets mad when I say that too her while going on hikes.

"I just have to outrun you"

 

[Magua]

Sooo... restarting the train helped. Unfortunately after restarting it could only go reverse so we went 1 kilometre IN THE OTHER DIRECTION to get on a different train.

WHAT THE ****

Sounds like your train uses the same technology as HFBoards servers.

 

[kudymen]

Sounds like your train uses the same technology as HFBoards servers.

Well then I hope it handles FA frenzy better than the servers because I'm going back on the same train on Sunday

 

[Lord Defect]

So after completing 299 km of my 300 km train ride tonight, our train broke down and the conductor needs to turn it off and on again. Not the engine. All of it. Somebody please cheer me up because I'm in the woods on a train with everything turned off at 11pm. Lol

 

[Striiker]

That sounds like a porn title.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Wtf? I loved the game on Sega back in the day though.

 

[Lotusflower]

Wtf? I loved the game on Sega back in the day though.

If Jaleel White is the voice of Sonic then im aboard with this 100%

 

[kudymen]

The acceleration after exitting the curves is insane

 

[BigToe]

The acceleration after exitting the curves is insane

Driving one of these would be so fun.