57th Obsequious Banter Thread - And now for the Lanthanides

[CanadianFlyer88]

Oldie.

57 is a pretty useless number in pop culture... and no Flyer has worn the number in the regular season/playoffs.

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[klutch]

We could name the soon to be #57 Nico/Nolan thread

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

We could call it "Ketching Up on What's Happening" ...

... if that terrible field in that terrible towel town hadn't ruined ketchup for all eternity.

 

[sabremike]

We could call it "Ketching Up on What's Happening" ...

... if that terrible field in that terrible towel town hadn't ruined ketchup for all eternity.

Remember: the Chinese invented Ketchup not the yinzers!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Remember: the Chinese invented Ketchup not the yinzers!

No, I know, it's just that the brand most associated with that number of ketchup is now associated with the very worst place and the very worst people and the very worst team on this or any other planet, and as such is persona non grata, and also persona magna sucka.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Steve Heinze wore 57 in his brief stint with the Manchester Monarchs more than a dozen years ago.

 

[BernieParent]

Late to the party but happy father's day to all the fathers. This is the timely card I received from my son:

Dad, I wouldn't trade you for the world ...

... I mean, maybe if our family were in a rebuilding year and we could get some great, young prospects.
But I'd definitely resign you as soon as I could!

 

[Striiker]

That's great

 

[Sombastate]

In the shower i decided that if i ever became a doctor that specializes in circumcision, my promotional slogan would be

"Circumcise your child before its too late!!! Because foresight is better than foreskin."

(Also want to make it clear that this isn't meant as an insult, i just want to have the best damn slogan in the circumcision world).

 

[sabremike]

In the shower i decided that if i ever became a doctor that specializes in circumcision, my promotional slogan would be

"Circumcise your child before its too late!!! Because foresight is better than foreskin."

(Also want to make it clear that this isn't meant as an insult, i just want to have the best damn slogan in the circumcision world).

And you'd be paid in tips!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

In the shower i decided that if i ever became a doctor that specializes in circumcision, my promotional slogan would be

"Circumcise your child before its too late!!! Because foresight is better than foreskin."

(Also want to make it clear that this isn't meant as an insult, i just want to have the best damn slogan in the circumcision world).

You should write a rock opera about it. You could call it "The First Cut is the Deepest" and one of the songs could be "This Hot Dog Has No Mustard (Or Foreskin)"

 

[Sombastate]

And you'd be paid in tips!

HAHAHAHA!!!

And "The first cut is the deepest" hahaha

 

[BernieParent]

You should write a rock opera about it. You could call it "The First Cut is the Deepest" and one of the songs could be "This Hot Dog Has No Mustard (Or Foreskin)"

And the sequel could be Fourskin and Seven Years Ago.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

And the sequel could be Fourskin and Seven Years Ago.

 

[Lord Defect]

I was born without eyelids. The doctor performed a miraculous procedure where he took my foreskin and created eyelids. The only problem is now I'm a little cockeyed.

 

[Hurricane28]

I was on my computer all day yesterday, went away for 15 minutes, and it wouldn't turn back on. I hear the apple chime, and the keyboard lights up, but no screen. Now I'm reading it might be a $400+ repair for something that isn't my fault. Apple is such a money grab

 

[BernieParent]

I was born without eyelids. The doctor performed a miraculous procedure where he took my foreskin and created eyelids. The only problem is now I'm a little cockeyed.

Did your mother tell you to stop rubbing your eyes?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Did your mother tell you to stop rubbing your eyes?

"You'll go blind!"

 

[BernieParent]

"You'll go blind!"

We really need to take our act on the road.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

We really need to take our act on the road.

I was so totally thinking that too.

 

[Sombastate]

You'll make so much money that we can help Flyersphan with his Mac problem.

 

[Hurricane28]

You'll make so much money that we can help Flyersphan with his Mac problem.

I took it to the apple store and they got it to turn back on so I guess I'm in the clear now

 

[Chicken Chaser]

I took it to the apple store and they got it to turn back on so I guess I'm in the clear now

better than when I had to take my iMac to them... $300 later it worked... but their computers are the bees knees if you use them for reasons other than just being pretty.

 

[Hurricane28]

better than when I had to take my iMac to them... $300 later it worked... but their computers are the bees knees if you use them for reasons other than just being pretty.

Yep use them to run weather and climate models for research. Works really well I was disappointed thought I would have had to get a new one.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Does anyone have low-profile/run flat tires? I do and every pothole I touch (which driving between PA and NJ is everywhere) ends up in a wrecked tire. I've had to replace at least 6 tires in the 3 years I've had the car. Such a headache.