OT: 52nd Obsequious Banter Thread - Join the conversation, Cuz

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Ruck Over

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I really had a negative look going to eat it, but my buddies from college told me I had to have it and it was so good. I know ketchup and mustard on pizza sounds disgusting but it was so good

You are gross. Ranch dressing, that's what is missing from an excellent pizza slice.

Mayo on a cheesesteak is hugely underrated.

We are friends. Come over to my house and drink whiskey with me. Bring a steak too, mushrooms, prov with
 

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Ketchup is a must on my burger....but not on a pizza. Who wants hot ketchup?? :shakehead

Sriracha Ketchup is amazing. It's actually sold already mixed now rather than having to mix it yourself. I put sriracha on everything though so i'm biased.
 

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Try A1 steak sauce on a bacon cheeseburger. You will not be dissapointed. Five Guys offers it as a topping actually.
 

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So apparently, ESPN released their all-time top 5 Philly athletes.

WARNING - THIS IS GOING TO ****ING PISS YOU OFF

1- Wilt Chamberlain

Okay, no big deal so far. Seems legit, right?

2- Reggie White

What the ****? Never won a championship here. Way too high, but not totally egregious.

3- Bobby Clarke

Okay, we are back on track.

4- Allen Iverson

Over Dr. J, Mike Schmidt, Steve Carlton, Bernie Parent? Hmpf.

Brace yourselves for the next one and back away from anything destructible.

5 - MO'NE ****ING DAVIS

Apparently, striking out 12 year olds is more impressive than what the Hall of Fame legends above accomplished over entire careers at the highest level.

I haven't watched ESPN for nearly a decade, and if I could get away with it, I would burn their headquarters to the ground.

Unreal.
 

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So apparently, ESPN released their all-time top 5 Philly athletes.

WARNING - THIS IS GOING TO ****ING PISS YOU OFF

1- Wilt Chamberlain

Okay, no big deal so far. Seems legit, right?

2- Reggie White

What the ****? Never won a championship here. Way too high, but not totally egregious.

3- Bobby Clarke

Okay, we are back on track.

4- Allen Iverson

Over Dr. J, Mike Schmidt, Steve Carlton, Bernie Parent? Hmpf.

Brace yourselves for the next one and back away from anything destructible.

5 - MO'NE ****ING DAVIS

Apparently, striking out 12 year olds is more impressive than what the Hall of Fame legends above accomplished over entire careers at the highest level.

I haven't watched ESPN for nearly a decade, and if I could get away with it, I would burn their headquarters to the ground.

Unreal.

Thanks for posting this, my dog conveniently had to go for a walk right when this segment was about to show. I saw a preview clip with Mo'ne Davis so I had a feeling she would be on the list. Smh.
 

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Mo'ne Davis wouldn't make the top 100 athletes in Philly history in reality.
 

Ruck Over

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Ah the girl that collapsed when the lights got bright.

Let's not take shots at her.

e$p!n sucks, they're a bunch of self-aggrandizing idiots. The only thing worth watching is the nba lottery selection and the few live sporting events, which for me are all PSU college athletics.

No need to bring a teenager into it.
 
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