GDT: [#48] Caps vs Stars: Honka Makes His Triumphant Return (Kinda)

[Ghost of Kyiv]

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Alright boys, you're facing the hottest team in hockey.

Let's go out their and try not to be embarrassed too badly, a nice 4-3 regulation lose would be much appreciated

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[Ghost of Kyiv]

The Stars are pretty incompetent, but on the other hand, Dallas never loses to Washington. Like, ever.

It's gonna be one of those fabled "unstoppable force vs the immovable object" type of match ups.

 

[Mr Misty]

TJ Oshie majored at ruffianism and juvenile delinquency at North BLECH-ota

 

[Mr Misty]

He also minored in rudeness

 

[Ghost of Kyiv]

Go Badgers!

 

[Mr Misty]

Speaking of rudeness, we had some rather impolite things to say about certain Oshies when I went to UW.

 

[ugrakarma]

This could be a real shellacking.

 

[Ghost of Kyiv]

Radek plays like a Badger

 

[ugrakarma]

It only took a few minutes...

 

[Ghost of Kyiv]

Trade Brett Ritchie




(kidding, play stronger though Brett.)

 

[Troy McClure]

Trade Brett Ritchie

My lord, he lost the battle on the boards and then gave it away in front of the net.

 

[serp]

Yeah that was really bad by Ritchie just gave the puck away .

 

[Ghost of Kyiv]

5 on 3 for 1:23.

Dem boyz

 

[ugrakarma]

It doesn't have to be fancy just shoot the darn puck.

 

[serp]

Pathetic Powerplay

 

[serp]

I mean they didn't even generate a real scoring chance.

 

[ugrakarma]

Good boy Jordie.

 

[Troy McClure]

It doesn't have to be fancy just shoot the darn puck.

Seguin sets up too wide on the PP.

 

[Ghost of Kyiv]

I'm just happy to see dinosaurs in the audience.

Good stuff.

 

[ugrakarma]

I'm just happy to see dinosaurs in the audience.

Good stuff.

Muller, Maclean and Keane haven't aged gracefully.

 

[Mr Misty]

Yeah, lets get the horsehead mooterus april fools person back as well.

 

[Mr Misty]

Luds just said to not play to lose. Is that the problem this season?

 

[Ghost of Kyiv]

Muller, Maclean and Keane haven't aged gracefully.

lolz

 

[Ghost of Kyiv]

Yeah, lets get the horsehead mooterus april fools person back as well.

I think it would have shown great solidarity for the women's march to bring back a jersey with a female sex organ for tonight being that we're facing Washington and all.




(In all honesty, I don't really care about the women's march one way or the other, I just think the Mooterus is very fitting for this year and think it should make a comeback to add to **** show that is the 2016/2017 Dallas Stars)

 

[Mr Misty]

Jurassic Park theme with the dinosaurs on the jumbotron.