Not getting cute with this until vasy wakes up
Yup
f***ing win
If not, throw the team in the bin
9M for a cardboard cutout
Oh look no call? I'm a Leafs fan, time to pout
Yellow sweater guy French kisses his mom
If they lose, he won't be calm
Fat lady in the front row
Phil Esposito thought it was a guy, he didn't know
Who's the ref? Is a bigger question than what's the meaning of life?
No wonder those trolls lurking don't have a wife
Too busy complaining even when they win
Letting them advance is a sports sin
Beat their asses in game 3
I shouldn't be writing these for free
Poetry record 1-1
P.S. that spaceX rocket blew up cause Matthews nostrils sucked up too much oxygen