Injury Report: 3/5/14 Update: Steven Stamkos (broken tibia) cleared to play!!!

[LightningStrikes]

Stamkos' next medical evaluation will be March 5, same day as trade deadline: "Hopefully, I don't get traded that day," he joked.

https://twitter.com/LightningTimes/status/438073335470379008

Omg!!11!!!!1 Stammer's getting traded!!!1!

to any yzermen listening plz dont trade stammer too

Proof Stammer wants to stay in Tampa forever!

 

[Coopers Gum]

And then the next game, the 8th, is on my birthday against Boston. If they break his leg in half again, I'll be pissed.

 

[Cigar City]

Stamkos' next medical evaluation will be March 5, same day as trade deadline: "Hopefully, I don't get traded that day," he joked.

https://twitter.com/LightningTimes/status/438073335470379008

Omg!!11!!!!1 Stammer's getting traded!!!1!

to any yzermen listening plz dont trade stammer too

Okay. Now they are just trolling.

 

[Steazy Doo]

If Stammer's leg doesn't hold up, he has a bright future in standup! Or sitdown, amirite? Cause his leg

 

[Lord Stan 2020]

https://twitter.com/LightningTimes/status/438073335470379008

Omg!!11!!!!1 Stammer's getting traded!!!1!

to any yzermen listening plz dont trade stammer too

This might be the most priceless quote quib of season. Cooper is def rubbing off on this guy lmao. I expected something from Cooper on Marty but Stamkos did it so this is hilarious and priceless he will make a great captain one day.

I think that gold medal went a long way with marty in repairing and issue on a fence. I would really like Krespo not sure of spelling to be called out by Marty if he never did use the trade thing at all. Which I assume is probably the case. Everything was what we saw and heard he was pissed but never did the I want to get traded really doesn't seem like marty and how he has handled it also doesn't seem like marty that is between me and Steve stuff. I hope Marty is here for a very long time in whatever function he desires. He would make a good addition in any capacity once retires.

I think was fire but was all coming out of NY.

With this quote thank you Stammer for throwing this out there.

 

[Coopers Gum]

If Stammer's leg doesn't hold up, he has a bright future in standup! Or sitdown, amirite? Cause his leg

i dont get it

 

[Steazy Doo]

i dont get it

Looks like that joke didn't have a leg to stand on!

 

[MattM92]

Looks like that joke didn't have a leg to stand on!

 

[Steazy Doo]

"What's the deal with Marty St. Louis, I mean, that guy has no class! I bet a school has more classrooms then that guy! Marty St. Louis has the least classrooms on the whole schoolboard, amirite?"

"And what's the deal with Team Doctors? Don't you guys hate whem your Team Doctor says you cant play in the Olympics? I think I know my leg better then you Doc, Ive known it my whole life! I mean, seriously, amirite?"

 

[Yzlamic Preacher*]

If Stammer's leg doesn't hold up, he has a bright future in standup! Or sitdown, amirite? Cause his leg

i dont get it

Looks like that joke didn't have a leg to stand on!

I won't stand for this kind of *****footing around. At some point we need to break away from the puns and find some solid footing to stand on. We need to unite instead of hopping around on these one liners.

 

[CarpeNoctem]

Nothing really surprising here really. They're being hyper cautious, no biggie.

 

[Coopers Gum]

I won't stand for this kind of *****footing around. At some point we need to break away from the puns and find some solid footing to stand on. We need to unite instead of hopping around on these one liners.

I guess I just don't understand.

 

[Steazy Doo]

I guess I just don't understand.

Fixed up a bit.

 

[Coopers Gum]

Fixed up a bit.

You're starting off on the wrong foot with me, mister. Stand down.

 

[Steazy Doo]

You're starting off on the wrong foot with me, mister. Stand down.

Just trying to get a leg up on the competition.

 

[Yzlamic Preacher*]

You're starting off on the wrong foot with me, mister. Stand down.

I like how you don't take things sitting down. Standing ovation for you sir.

 

[Coopers Gum]

Thanks guys. As a sign of good faith, I'd like to hit the ground running with a new trio idea. TBT has left the line of Crabby/CT2. I think stryfe centering Crabby and I could really run some new ideas, and walk us through some tough times with the TBL.

I can't think of anymore puns. Starting to get pretty bad on my end. It's like my legs have been cut out from under me.

^yeesh.

 

[Steazy Doo]

I saw a TBT post the other day, which I'm told is more rare then seeing a leprachaun.

EDIT: I hope someone actually comes in here from another board looking for info on Stamkos. You're gonna have to try somewhere else, buddy. This thread is for puns and bad jokes!

 

[Kramerica Industries]

...better than me torpedoing discussion because some small detail in a post sends me into full character mode, eh?

Eh, screw that, it's fun for me too.

 

[Yzlamic Preacher*]

Thanks guys. As a sign of good faith, I'd like to hit the ground running with a new trio idea. TBT has left the line of Crabby/CT2. I think stryfe centering Crabby and I could really run some new ideas, and walk us through some tough times with the TBL.

I can't think of anymore puns. Starting to get pretty bad on my end. It's like my legs have been cut out from under me.

^yeesh.

Imagine how many times we would be told to get out there and break a leg.

EDIT: I still got some left in the tank. But we might be reaching the last leg of this race.

 

[TheDaysOf 04]

 

[LightningStrikes]

Damian Cristodero ‏@LightningTimes
"@twkid08: @LightningTimes Does Stamkos have his CT scan today?" >> Stamkos has said he will check in with doctors on Wednesday.

https://twitter.com/LightningTimes/status/440577049262956544

 

[DFC]

Wednesday gearing up to be a big hockey day. Trade or no trade, our team could be very different come Friday.

 

[Lord Stan 2020]

Wednesday gearing up to be a big hockey day. Trade or no trade, our team could be very different come Friday.

I dont think he will be back yet

 

[Kramerica Industries]

Yeah, really, I share that same fear. No clearance will probably mean he's out a minimum of another 2-3 weeks, which would be through to the end of the homestand. And it would be the right call; it wouldn't be worth it to push his long-term health.

But, jeez, heal the hell up already!