GDT: #23: FLYERS at Maple Leafs, Saturday, Nov. 24, 2018, 7:00 p.m. ET

[Jray42]

A non 1:00 Saturday game? I’ll take it!

 

[FlyerNutter]

Good news is Jeff is going to learn a bit about exciting hockey

Unlikely. He’s a missionary position kind of man through and through.

 

[kudymen]

Unlikely. He’s a missionary position kind of man through and through.

You are right. I will rephrase that. Jeff will witness a bit of exciting hockey and he will find a way not to take any learnings away from that game.

 

[Magua]

Your finest work yet Cap'n.

Each one is a treasure. But I’m still partial to the Hak Lebowski and Benny Fugitive ones.

Also, the Toblerone quote is perfect

Now we know why his teeth look like expired baked beans! Too much Toblerone.

The Swiss Miss translation had me rolling too. The wording seemed like something from a Mel Brooks movie, a quote from Lili von Shtupp perhaps.

 

[Domino666]

Holy shit Cap I can’t stop laughing and then I cough from laughing too much it’s a viciously wonderful cycle, funniest one yet!!!!

 

[1specter]

Wow this is incredible Hats off to you sir

 

[FlyerNutter]

Holy **** Cap I can’t stop laughing and then I cough from laughing too much it’s a viciously wonderful cycle, funniest one yet!!!!

I like to think of the poster in question with the face of Emma Watson and the body of a younger Kate Upton.

Makes it that much more exciting.

 

[Torontonian]

Well done on the GDT, had me in tears almost!

Goodluck tonight!

 

[kudymen]

Kate Upton with Watson's face talking about deathly hot weather in Thailand combined with salmon farts, ughhhhh not sure if that's the greatest picture ever

 

[GapToothedWonder]

Good news is Jeff is going to learn a bit about exciting hockey

Jeff doesn't come off as the learning type.

You know the Flyers are going to score a few from the point and Grapes is going to lose his mind about how they weren't covered.

P.S. Leafs fans, don't try to out doom and gloom us, we will run your show in that department.

 

[Magua]

Kate Upton with Watson's face talking about deathly hot weather in Thailand combined with salmon farts, ughhhhh not sure if that's the greatest picture ever

 

[FLYERSG]

Not sure why your all so down and negative. Open your eyes, Toronto has 2 4th lines. They have 1 legitimate top 9 player in bottom 6 and that’s Connor Brown. Furthermore, although the stats strongly disagree, I believe we have better d men too. Provy is by far the best d, followed my Morgan Reilly, Ghost, Sanheim, and Zaitsev. 3 of top 5 belong to us. Although Pickard on a back to back is frightening

 

[Tripod]

The hilarity of this GDT goes to 11. Yes 11. One LOLer.


Great Job!

 

[Rebels57]

Not sure why your all so down and negative. Open your eyes, Toronto has 2 4th lines. They have 1 legitimate top 9 player in bottom 6 and that’s Connor Brown. Furthermore, although the stats strongly disagree, I believe we have better d men too. Provy is by far the best d, followed my Morgan Reilly, Ghost, Sanheim, and Zaitsev. 3 of top 5 belong to us. Although Pickard on a back to back is frightening

What do paper rosters have to do with it? We arent playing a video game.

Toronto is 15-8 with a +16 goal differential.

The Flyers are 10-10-2 and -7

Also, Rielly has been better than both Provy and Ghost so far this season.

 

[Angry Hockey Dad]

Resume casual gifs

 

[mja]

Resume casual gifs

I like to think of the poster in question with the face of Emma Watson and the body of a younger Kate Upton.

Makes it that much more exciting.

 

[deadhead]

What do paper rosters have to do with it? We arent playing a video game.

Toronto is 15-8 with a +16 goal differential.

The Flyers are 10-10-2 and -7

Also, Rielly has been better than both Provy and Ghost so far this season.

Toronto has Anderson playing out of his gourd right now, .931 S% in 19 games, since he's been .918, .918. 919. the past three years, regression to the mean is likely in his future.

Babcock is obviously an idiot, since he's only playing Dermott 15:38 at ES, 5th among D-men, despite his CorsiRel +9.5.

 

[LeafChief]

That's an incredible OP. Can we pay you to do ours?

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Oskar Man]

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[TheKingPin]

Toronto fans are on a PR movement. Not to take away from the GDT.

Toronto is about to learn a thing or two about point shots tonight

Lol this is awesome. Hopefully they can play like they did yesterday and get some heat at the net front. We have big skilled forwards and crush face offs. We should be a possession god and win every game 4-1. Just stupid.

 

[TheKingPin]

You never know for sure with this team. But I still err on the side of not trusting Pickard, & I think the Flyers will struggle to handle Toronto’s pressure.

Oh yea for sure. I would favor Pickard getting shelled.

 

[Sombastate]

That's an incredible OP. Can we pay you to do ours?

@Captain Dave Poulin

Pay him with a one of two options:

a 10-0 win in your favor which may help get our coach fired.

a 10-0 win in our favor with Giroux getting an ovechtrick.

Anything else, and we aren't interested.

 

[Philly Fanatik]

Going to the game this evening and celebrating already!

 

[wasup]

Where do you come up with this stuff lmfao?

I'm sure it's spotted Dicks idea , Cap'n is just the puppet ,

 

[Stizzle]

Going to the game this evening and celebrating already!

Fire Hakstol paraphernalia is mandatory.