Pre-Game Talk: 2022 NHL Entry Draft

[SomeDude]

Heyyyyyyy... wait a minute... some of these names might not be real, guys!

Did you really think someone would actually name their child Shane Wright? I mean, it was obvious.

 

[HandshakeLine]

f***, I just saw Pavel Jowels.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

f***, I just saw Pavel Jowels.

That was my favorite.

"Jimmy Snugglelike" is pretty solid, too.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Zero chance Snugglelike makes it past the Pens. Zero.

 

[Night Shift]

Nah if we go D Buschel. That kid is the new Chara

That was my favorite.

"Jimmy Snugglelike" is pretty solid, too.

Goalie Charles-Barkley

 

[Peat]

Heyyyyyyy... wait a minute... I'm staring to suspect some of these names might not be real, guys!

Most of them are far too plausible in today's world.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Most of them are far too plausible in today's world.

The Snugglelike family are a proud and ancient clan.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

"This is our son, Traftyn!"

 

[HandshakeLine]

I'm just giving my kid a serial number.

 

[SomeDude]

I'm just giving my kid a serial number.

Okay, Elon. Shouldn't you be dealing with your twitter fiasco instead of posting on here?

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Okay, Elon. Shouldn't you be dealing with your twitter fiasco instead of posting on here?

Which friggin' one? He is juggling like twenty fiascos at a time these days.

Also... kid names... there are a lot of gun-related names around where I live.

I hate it here.

 

[SomeDude]

Which friggin' one? He is juggling like twenty fiascos at a time these days.

Also... kid names... there are a lot of gun-related names around where I live.

I hate it here.

You leave my child, Shooter McBulletface out of this.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

You leave my child, Shooter McBulletface out of this.

Gauge-Caliber Wyshinski

 

[HandshakeLine]

Which friggin' one? He is juggling like twenty fiascos at a time these days.

Also... kid names... there are a lot of gun-related names around where I live.

I hate it here.

I didn't know you were neighbors with Zbrojovka Brno ZB-50 Novak.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I didn't know you were neighbors with Zbrojovka Brno ZB-50 Novak.

Nah. Jakub CZ-75 Černý

 

[Freeptop]

Personally, I'm hoping Kasper Frendly-Gjost drops to us

 

[66-30-33]

His parents are hilarious.

 

[td_ice]

Harbour Hopper?? definitely playing with us.

 

[Jacob]

I think the timing of all this, being fresh in everyone’s minds without time to kind of sleep on it and think more rationally, makes Russians fall hard in the draft. I am pro-Russians and take no pleasure in reporting this.

 

[Tom Hanks]

I'm just giving my kid a serial number.

5318008

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

I'm having a tough time getting hyped for the draft tomorrow because:
1-The Pens will draft someone who isn't even on my radar in terms of players I want them to take.
2-Whoever they do take probably will underwhelm and be projected to take over for Brock McGinn in 5 years time.

Yeah, I'm jaded because of our bottom of the league-esque prospect pool.

 

[Kasperi kapanen]

check out Noah Ostlund, should be available in our range.

 

[MeinerEiner]

I would like the Pens to trade down and pick up Ivan Miroshnichenko in the second round

 

[Jag68Sid87]

My two favorite names in this draft are Marcel Marcel (nicknamed Deuces? Or maybe Myme?) and Amadeus Lombardi!