Line Combos: 2021-2022 Season: Let the Sully player usage complaints commence!

[DesertedPenguin]

McGinn scratched wtf??

The lines were shuffled a couple times. Not sure why the Pens retweeted the ones that were changed again.

He's not scratched. He's with Blueger and Kapanen.

 

[Genetic]

Gawd damnit why can't zar just disappear. Sully wants balance and more offense. Getting rid of this turd that won't flush would be a good start. If he isn't the one replaced when geno gets back we should riot.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Do you all have ANY idea how dramatic the domino effect would be if we lost ZAR? I'm talking some scorched earth shit. Blizzards in Hawaii, massive wildfires along the West Coast, a dozen "once in a lifetime" storms one after another on the East Coast.

Wait...

 

[vodeni]

number 1 current problem for our offense is Carter's falling off...forcing him into centering second line singlehandedly kills two of our middle lines, you know you are getting very little from Blueger's line, nothing from our dman, we are screwed, simple move, moving ERod to center have 4 centers Sid, ERod, Bluegs and DOC would provide best balance.

 

[HandshakeLine]

number 1 current problem for our offense is Carter's falling off...forcing him into centering second line singlehandedly kills two of our middle lines, you know you are getting very little from Blueger's line, nothing from our dman, we are screwed, simple move, moving ERod to center have 4 centers Sid, ERod, Bluegs and DOC would provide best balance.

This was my big fear in the offseason. But they really need to triage and give Carter some lower minutes for a while I think. He's running out of steam, IMO.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Do you all have ANY idea how dramatic the domino effect would be if we lost ZAR? I'm talking some scorched earth shit. Blizzards in Hawaii, massive wildfires along the West Coast, a dozen "once in a lifetime" storms one after another on the East Coast.

Wait...

Good, I hate Hawaii.

 

[Pens x]

Did we break up our ridiculously expensive 4th line?

 

[Andy99]

Anyone want to know why ZAR is a fixture in the lineup see the following tweet…NHL coaches are dumb…


Bob Grove
@bobgrove91
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3m
ZAR is on pace to finish the season with 305 hits. Only player in Pens' history to reach 300 was Orpik (309) in 2008-09.

 

[dogthateats]

 

[Andy99]

I told people when Jake returned to play from his hand injury that just because he played didn’t mean anything and of course he’d be announced out week to week per usual….lol…it’s coming true!

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I guess Zucker isn't out there, either? Not willing to read much into all that, yet.

Also I notice Malkin is the only one not kneeling. Botched knee reconstruction confirmed.

 

[HandshakeLine]

This team kneels before Geno? Get Superman on the line. We got a Kryptonian problem.

 

[SomeDude]

Also I notice Malkin is the only one not kneeling. Botched knee reconstruction confirmed.

He needs to call Shenderovich Shenderovich & Fishman. Their fee is only 25%.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

This team kneels before Geno? Get Superman on the line. We got a Krypton problem.

Or maybe he's just a TRUE PATRIOT™

He needs to call Shenderovich Shenderovich & Fishman. Their fee is only 25%.

Only 25% you say?!?

 

[HandshakeLine]

He needs to call Shenderovich Shenderovich & Fishman. Their fee is only 25%.

Is Edgar Snyder still practicing? I hear he can get money for YOU.

 

[Andy99]

Or maybe he's just a TRUE PATRIOT™



Only 25% you say?!?

more like 40% lol

 

[SomeDude]

Is Edgar Snyder still practicing? I hear he can get money for YOU.

Yeah, but this guy has your back, not your wallet.

On second thought...call Edgar.

 

[SomeDude]

Only 25% you say?!?

Car accident? 25%
Fall down accident? 25%
Botched knee reconstruction? 25%

I can hear the Mark Madden promo already.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

@888 98 twins

 

[HandshakeLine]

Yeah, but this guy has your back, not your wallet.

On second thought...call Edgar.

Why didn't he sue whoever did those hair plugs? Yikes.

 

[SomeDude]

Why didn't he sue whoever did those hair plugs? Yikes.

I think I'd rather give the Shenderovich twins my wallet than let them have my back.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Yeah, but this guy has your back, not your wallet.

On second thought...call Edgar.

It's like he and Zuckerberg go to the same lizard-person skin-suit tailor.

Car accident? 25%
Fall down accident? 25%
Botched knee reconstruction? 25%

I can hear the Mark Madden promo already.

I can only hear spittle and deep-sea-creature noises when Madden is on.

 

[Deport Ogie]

Yeah, but this guy has your back, not your wallet.

On second thought...call Edgar.

That's obviously Shenderovich 2 because Shenderovich 1 comes with the unassuming-yet-highly-pervy head tilt slightly to the other side.

 

[dogthateats]

I always see people make fun of the Shenderovich’s appearance but I find them ridiculously attractive. Is that the joke?

 

[HandshakeLine]

I always see people make fun of the Shenderovich’s appearance but I find them ridiculously attractive. Is that the joke?

Love is in the eye of the beholder.







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