You know how this happens, right?
Hit-huntin' BS Artist Press Guy: "HEY HOMIES!! PATCHES TO SJ!!"
Hit-huntin' Gullible Press Guy #1: "Patches to SJ! Confirmed! Waiting on a return."
Hit-huntin' Gullible Press Guy #2: "Patches to SJ."
Late To The Party Hit-huntin' Gullible Press Guy: "Hearing Patches to SJ from several credible sources."
Gullible, News Starved Fan Base: "JE JOOOOOOUIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!"
Credible Press Guy: "Nah."
Hit-huntin' Gullible Press Guy: #1: "No deal for Pacioretty"
Gullible, News Starved Fan Base: "f*** BERGEVIN! f*** CACAMANIE!!! f*** CZARINA ALEXANDER! f*** ALL THOSE TEENAGERS WE NEVER HEARD OF!!! WE'LL BEAT MEME GOLD OUT OF EM ALL LIKE ALCHEMY!!!!!!!!"
Rinse, repeat tomorrow.