2018-2019 Rage Thread

[Lempo]

I've been taking anger management classes. I think they are working quite well...

BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH ME, PUNK!!

THAT'S A PINK SONG NOT A PUNK SONG!

 

[CandyCanes]

SCREW WESTERN CONFERENCE GAMES THAT START AT 10:30PM WHEN YOUR TEAM SUCKS. I KNOW I"LL WATCH THIS GAME TONIGHT, PISS AWAY VALUABLE SLEEP, ONLY TO GO TO BED MAD CAUSE THE CANES CAN'T SCORE A FAULKING GOAL.

 

[Negan4Coach]

SCREW WESTERN CONFERENCE GAMES THAT START AT 10:30PM WHEN YOUR TEAM SUCKS. I KNOW I"LL WATCH THIS GAME TONIGHT, PISS AWAY VALUABLE SLEEP, ONLY TO GO TO BED MAD CAUSE THE CANES CAN'T SCORE A FAULKING GOAL.

WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY HERE STAY UP TO WATCH THE GAMES WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAVE INVENTED DVR JUST STAY OFF OF HF BOARDS UNTIL YOUVE WATCHED THE GAME THE NEXT DAY ARRRRRGGHH

 

[Lempo]

I CAN'T PROPERLY YELL 'OFF OF HF'!

 

[CandyCanes]

WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY HERE STAY UP TO WATCH THE GAMES WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAVE INVENTED DVR JUST STAY OFF OF HF BOARDS UNTIL YOUVE WATCHED THE GAME THE NEXT DAY ARRRRRGGHH

BECAUSE I’M ONE OF THOSE DAMN MILLENIALS WHO CAN’T STAY OFF THEIR PHONE. SO I’LL END UP FINDING OUT THE SCORE ON SOCIAL MEDIA BY ACCIDENT, THEREFOR I GOTTA TORTURE MYSELF BY WATCHING THIS GAME.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

BECAUSE I’M ONE OF THOSE DAMN MILLENIALS WHO CAN’T STAY OFF THEIR PHONE. SO I’LL END UP FINDING OUT THE SCORE ON SOCIAL MEDIA BY ACCIDENT, THEREFOR I GOTTA TORTURE MYSELF BY WATCHING THIS GAME.

NO, YOU JUST GO TO BED AND FIND OUT THE SCORE THE NEXT MORNING. IF THEY LOST, THEN YOU KNOW THAT THE GAME ISN'T WORTH WATCHING. YOU GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP AND YOU DON'T GO TO BED ANGRY AT THE TEAM.

 

[Lempo]

BECAUSE I’M ONE OF THOSE DAMN MILLENIALS WHO CAN’T STAY OFF THEIR PHONE. SO I’LL END UP FINDING OUT THE SCORE ON SOCIAL MEDIA BY ACCIDENT, THEREFOR I GOTTA TORTURE MYSELF BY WATCHING THIS GAME.

BUT AS A SYNERGIC FEATURE, THE BLUE BACK LIGHT OF YOUR PHONE SCREEN MESSES UP YOUR TIREDNESS AND IT'S NOT SUCH A HARD TASK TO STAY AWAKE! YOUR PHONE AT LEAST HELPS YOU TO SOME EXTENT SOLVE THE PROBLEMS IT IS CAUSING!

 

[CandyCanes]

NO, YOU JUST GO TO BED AND FIND OUT THE SCORE THE NEXT MORNING. IF THEY LOST, THEN YOU KNOW THAT THE GAME ISN'T WORTH WATCHING. YOU GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP AND YOU DON'T GO TO BED ANGRY AT THE TEAM.

UNFORTUNATELY THE HURRICANES ARE LIKE METH TO ME. EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE, FUN AT TIMES, AND ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE FOR THR SAKE OF MY WELL BEING. I’LL BE WATCHING THE GAME

 

[MinJaBen]

I HATE THE CONTINENT IS SO WIDE WE HAVE ALL THESE TIME ZONES THAT MAKE IT HARD TO WATCH HOCKEY! I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO CONTROL! I HATE BEING INCONTINENTS! IT IS A BUNCH OF CRAP!

 

[Roboturner913]

THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE BELOW AVERAGE AT HOCKEY AND PROBABLY OTHER THINGS TOO

 

[CandyCanes]

WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY HERE STAY UP TO WATCH THE GAMES WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAVE INVENTED DVR JUST STAY OFF OF HF BOARDS UNTIL YOUVE WATCHED THE GAME THE NEXT DAY ARRRRRGGHH

NEGAN YOU ARE THE SMART MAN. I SHOULD OF TAKEN YOUR ADVICE

 

[Lucky Lindy]

WHY DO I EVEN CARE???

 

[Blueline Bomber]

NEGAN YOU ARE THE SMART MAN. I SHOULD OF TAKEN YOUR ADVICE

I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED EARLY. I WOKE UP, SAW THE SCORE, ROLLED MY EYES AND THAT'S ABOUT THE EXTENT I THOUGHT ABOUT THE GAME. ILL PROBABLY DO THE SAME FOR THE GAME AGAINST THE DUCKS.

ITS A WEST COAST GAME. NOT WORTH WATCHING.

 

[MinJaBen]

I STAYED UP AND SAW THE FIRST TWO GOALS AGAINST AND EVEN THAT WAS TOO MUCH!

 

[Roboturner913]

THEY PROBABLY CAN'T DIDDLE THEIR WIVES CORRECTLY EITHER

 

[Roboturner913]

THAT'S PROBABLY HOW LINDROS SWIPED BRINDYS CHICK

 

[AD Skinner]

We've all seen the aptitude Staal has with his hands

 

[Lempo]

THAT'S PROBABLY HOW LINDROS SWIPED BRINDYS CHICK

FINESSE OVER GRIND!

 

[The Faulker 27]

THEY PROBABLY CAN'T DIDDLE THEIR WIVES CORRECTLY EITHER

DOESNT MATTER CAUSE MILLIONAIRES

 

[TheBigKahuna]

MARTINOOK ON THE TOP LINE. ARE YOU f***ING KIDDING ME?

 

[sabremike]

THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE BELOW AVERAGE AT HOCKEY AND PROBABLY OTHER THINGS TOO

BUT THEY STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE THE METRO DIVISION IS SO TERRIBLE.

 

[sabremike]

THE ASSHATS AT FANATICS CANCELED MY MOM'S ORDER OF A MAT BARZAL THIRD JERSEY BECAUSE THEY WERE OUT OF STOCK AND THEY ARE INCOMPETENT MORONS. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

 

[Breakdowns]

I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP FOR WORK TOMORROW

 

[HisIceness]

THIS SLEET AND FREEZING RAIN BULLSHIT IS BULLSHIT AND SHOULD BE BANNED BECAUSE IT IS DISGUSTING BULLSHIT MOTHERf***ING SHIT f*** YOU SLEET AND MOTHERf***ING FREEZING RAIN GO AWAY ASSHOLE YOU SUCK BALLS

 

[MinJaBen]

I HATE POWER FLICKERING!