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THAT'S A PINK SONG NOT A PUNK SONG!
2018-2019 Rage Thread
- Thread starter Blueline Bomber
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CandyCanes
Caniac turned Jerkiac
- Jan 8, 2015
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SCREW WESTERN CONFERENCE GAMES THAT START AT 10:30PM WHEN YOUR TEAM SUCKS. I KNOW I"LL WATCH THIS GAME TONIGHT, PISS AWAY VALUABLE SLEEP, ONLY TO GO TO BED MAD CAUSE THE CANES CAN'T SCORE A FAULKING GOAL.
Negan4Coach
Fantastic and Stochastic
WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY HERE STAY UP TO WATCH THE GAMES WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAVE INVENTED DVR JUST STAY OFF OF HF BOARDS UNTIL YOUVE WATCHED THE GAME THE NEXT DAY ARRRRRGGHH
- Feb 23, 2014
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I CAN'T PROPERLY YELL 'OFF OF HF'!
CandyCanes
Caniac turned Jerkiac
- Jan 8, 2015
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BECAUSE I’M ONE OF THOSE DAMN MILLENIALS WHO CAN’T STAY OFF THEIR PHONE. SO I’LL END UP FINDING OUT THE SCORE ON SOCIAL MEDIA BY ACCIDENT, THEREFOR I GOTTA TORTURE MYSELF BY WATCHING THIS GAME.
- Oct 31, 2007
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NO, YOU JUST GO TO BED AND FIND OUT THE SCORE THE NEXT MORNING. IF THEY LOST, THEN YOU KNOW THAT THE GAME ISN'T WORTH WATCHING. YOU GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP AND YOU DON'T GO TO BED ANGRY AT THE TEAM.
- Feb 23, 2014
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BUT AS A SYNERGIC FEATURE, THE BLUE BACK LIGHT OF YOUR PHONE SCREEN MESSES UP YOUR TIREDNESS AND IT'S NOT SUCH A HARD TASK TO STAY AWAKE! YOUR PHONE AT LEAST HELPS YOU TO SOME EXTENT SOLVE THE PROBLEMS IT IS CAUSING!
CandyCanes
Caniac turned Jerkiac
- Jan 8, 2015
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UNFORTUNATELY THE HURRICANES ARE LIKE METH TO ME. EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE, FUN AT TIMES, AND ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE FOR THR SAKE OF MY WELL BEING. I’LL BE WATCHING THE GAME
I HATE THE CONTINENT IS SO WIDE WE HAVE ALL THESE TIME ZONES THAT MAKE IT HARD TO WATCH HOCKEY! I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO CONTROL! I HATE BEING INCONTINENTS! IT IS A BUNCH OF CRAP!
Roboturner913
Registered User
- Jul 3, 2012
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THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE BELOW AVERAGE AT HOCKEY AND PROBABLY OTHER THINGS TOO
CandyCanes
Caniac turned Jerkiac
- Jan 8, 2015
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Lucky Lindy
Registered User
- Oct 31, 2007
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I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED EARLY. I WOKE UP, SAW THE SCORE, ROLLED MY EYES AND THAT'S ABOUT THE EXTENT I THOUGHT ABOUT THE GAME. ILL PROBABLY DO THE SAME FOR THE GAME AGAINST THE DUCKS.
ITS A WEST COAST GAME. NOT WORTH WATCHING.
I STAYED UP AND SAW THE FIRST TWO GOALS AGAINST AND EVEN THAT WAS TOO MUCH!
Roboturner913
Registered User
- Jul 3, 2012
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THEY PROBABLY CAN'T DIDDLE THEIR WIVES CORRECTLY EITHER
Roboturner913
Registered User
- Jul 3, 2012
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THAT'S PROBABLY HOW LINDROS SWIPED BRINDYS CHICK
AD Skinner
Registered User
We've all seen the aptitude Staal has with his hands
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The Faulker 27
Registered User
DOESNT MATTER CAUSE MILLIONAIRES
TheBigKahuna
Registered User
MARTINOOK ON THE TOP LINE. ARE YOU f***ING KIDDING ME?
sabremike
Friend To All Giraffes And Lindy Ruff
BUT THEY STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE THE METRO DIVISION IS SO TERRIBLE.
sabremike
Friend To All Giraffes And Lindy Ruff
THE ASSHATS AT FANATICS CANCELED MY MOM'S ORDER OF A MAT BARZAL THIRD JERSEY BECAUSE THEY WERE OUT OF STOCK AND THEY ARE INCOMPETENT MORONS. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
Breakdowns
Meh
I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP FOR WORK TOMORROW
HisIceness
This is Hurricanes Hockey
THIS SLEET AND FREEZING RAIN BULLSHIT IS BULLSHIT AND SHOULD BE BANNED BECAUSE IT IS DISGUSTING BULLSHIT MOTHERf***ING SHIT f*** YOU SLEET AND MOTHERf***ING FREEZING RAIN GO AWAY ASSHOLE YOU SUCK BALLS
I HATE POWER FLICKERING!
