GDT: 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup

[raynman]

Has she replaced Hope as your girl?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Has she replaced Hope as your girl?

no, Hope will always be my girl (remember, I tried to break her out of prison last year )

But I do like Leroux because she is a real life existentialist embodiment of my views on the two countries I am currently a citizen of.

 

[Brock Anton]

Man, I don't even like Leroux, I find her to be very, very, overrated on the field and pretty annoying off it... but even still, if the U.S. and Canada somehow meet in the World Cup, I hope to god she scores a ****ing ovechtrick, chugs a natty light, or whatever cheap, american beer she can find and belts out the team america anthem.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

 

[Brock Anton]

how dare carli lloyd put her head under tancredi's boot like that. she was framed.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

how dare carli lloyd put her head under tancredi's boot like that. she was framed.

and don't forget tobin heath's handball.

tobin heath has siblings named katie and perry.

that is.... bizarre. i wouldn't trust her.

 

[Brock Anton]

and don't forget tobin heath's handball.

i like how japan didn't whine about that at all when they lost. if that had been against canada, they probably would have pressed charges against her or something.

EDIT: katie and perry? their parents must have had a teenage dream, or a really crazy last friday night back in the day

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

i like how japan didn't whine about that at all when they lost. if that had been against canada, they probably would have pressed charges against her or something.

FIFA was originally going to pay Delaney 10m Euro, but then had to split the sum in two and give half to Japan.

Again, I am rite in my analysis.

 

[Brock Anton]

FIFA was originally going to pay Delaney 10m Euro, but then had to split the sum in two and give half to Japan.

Again, I am rite in my analysis.

japan then gave it to the #hcanes because the toronto maple leafs weren't doing their jobs properly in keeping the #hcanes afloat.

but really, japan should blame katie and perry. their music is the reason why tobin committed that handball. #fact #truth #hotandcold #ikissedagirlandilikedit

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Katy Perry has ties to the University of Mississippi. Which is where Bones McCoy went.

It all makes sense now....

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

new #rumer: japan and usa made a side bet where usa would let japan win the 2011 world cup and then japan would return the favor by letting usa win the 2012 olympic gold medal.

it was this side deal that inspired usa to let russia win the team event in the 2014 ice dance while charlie white and meryl davis were gift wrapped the gold in pairs.

again, i am rite in my analysis.

 

[Brock Anton]

the 2014 women's olympic hockey gold medal game was a bribe by canada for the 2012 olympic semifinal, that is no #rumur (<-- 'u' because canada) p sure it is fact.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

how deep is this rabbit hole???

 

[Lucky Lindy]

I like Kosovare Asllani.

 

[Brock Anton]

let's hope somebody this year can top assou-ekotto in the world cup of arm folding

 

[Brock Anton]

canadian center back lauren sesselmann (wearing #10 for some reason), born and raised in america

TRAITOR, JUDAS, BURN THE WITCH, DON'T SHUSH ME

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

canadian center back lauren sesselmann (wearing #10 for some reason), born and raised in america

TRAITOR, JUDAS, BURN THE WITCH, DON'T SHUSH ME

i hope you brought this to the attention of the soccer board.

also, that netherlands goal was sick.

 

[Brock Anton]

new #rumur: today was not the world cup, that was the filming of a soccer based lifetime movie starring lauren sesselmann in the lead role.

that pk was all for drama #drama

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

new #rumur: today was not the world cup, that was the filming of a soccer based lifetime movie starring lauren sesselmann in the lead role.

that pk was all for drama #drama

#biasedofficiating #wasntanelbow

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

 

[Brock Anton]

prayer circle for ivory coast

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

prayer circle for ivory coast

so, do we like, make offerings to salomon kalou and yaya touré for mercy or something?

 

[Brock Anton]

yaya toure only wants his birthday cake from 2014, so if we give him that... maybe germany will let up by maybe 1 goal.

 

[Brock Anton]

1-0 three minutes in. poor souls.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

1-0 three minutes in. poor souls.

the game is on pace to be 30-0

again, i am right in my #analysis