Here's a little story
about a hockey team
who may just win the Stanley Cup
But only in their dreams
The team is from Ottawa
The Senators is their name
Soon to be inducted in the golfing hall of fame
They say they'll beat our Rangers
HA now there's a funny joke
Cause every year at playoff time
The senators always choke
So three cheers for Ottawa
A real team they are nottawa
They can give all that they gottawa
But the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
Ottawa has their Parliament
And MPs in the news
And it’s kinda like their hockey team
They talk a lot but don't produce
They’re not the brightest either
I really have to say
When the capital of our country
Spells Canada with a K (hey thats Kanada)
Oh three cheers for Ottawa
They think they got a shottawa
They must be smokin pottawa
Cuz the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
You better press your flood pants
It’s that time once again
To hear that familiar Ottawa Senators’ saying
“Tee off is at 10”
So get ready for the crying
Take out your handkercheef
You're about to get your ass kicked
By the New York Rangers team
Oooh three cheers for Ottawa
A lesson they'll be taughtawa
Hossa and Havlattawa
You’ll soon be golfing alotawa
What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa
Not a whole heck of alotawa
They’re the team we already forgotawa
Cuz the Stanley cup will never go to Ottawaaaaaaaa