Devils Dominion
Now we Plummet
True Story:
Watched game 7 at Hobson's Choice in Hoboken with my roommate. Few Devils fans there. There's two minutes to go in the game, and the celebrating is beginning. I go to the bar and order up some champagne and shots. As I'm waiting for my order, a girl next to me at the bar, who's been there the whole time and notices my Devils jersey, says to me:
"I was supposed to go to the game tonight, but I couldn't find anyone to go with me."
To which I say:
"Oh, seriously? That sucks! What did you do with the tickets?
What happened next truly happened: She reaches into her purse and says:
"They're right here."
Uhhhhhhh.........are you farking kidding me? You saw me there the whole night, and couldn't have offered them to me? You could've sold them to me at the end of the 2nd and I would've went! I........had no words.
Dumb and ugly, poor gal.