OT: 10,000 Pt XLII - The Bouncing Turd

[tiburon12]

gonna be tough to go lower than that

 

[slocal]

So it's a lunchtime McGriddle. Big whoop.

 

[WTFetus]

McGriddles are amazing.

 

[Painful Quandary]

gonna be tough to go lower than that

Remember the KFC Double Down? I thought that jumped the shark in that regard.

 

[Jaleel619]

Does anybody work @ SAP and can help me get a Job?

 

[Quid Pro Clowe]

Is there anything worse than norovirus? My god.

 

[HOOCH2173]

Does anybody work @ SAP and can help me get a Job?

Check here: Employment Opportunities | SAP Center

 

[Jaleel619]

Thanks. Applied as an Usher/Ice team/Grill Cook.

 

[Quid Pro Clowe]

Maybe you could usher the ice team to the grill cook.

 

[The Nemesis]

Maybe you could usher the ice team to the grill cook.

Or grill the ice cooks to the usher team.


...I'm not sure what I'm even doing here.

 

[Quid Pro Clowe]

Or grill the ice cooks to the usher team.


...I'm not sure what I'm even doing here.

Me either, but I like where's it's headed.

 

[drunksage]

Or grill the ice cooks to the usher team.


...I'm not sure what I'm even doing here.

Usher on Ice, wearing the team cook's grill.

 

[WTFetus]

Remember the KFC Double Down? I thought that jumped the shark in that regard.

I don't believe I've ever tried one, but they looked pretty fire.
I've never stepped into an IHOP, but those burgers sound pretty good.

 

[The Nemesis]

I don't believe I've ever tried one, but they looked pretty fire.
I've never stepped into an IHOP, but those burgers sound pretty good.

I would've killed to be in the product design meeting for the double down.

"You know what people hate about chicken sandwiches? The bun. Is there any way we can scrap that?"

"What if the bun was made of chicken and then instead of chicken in the middle it was bacon?"

"Genius."

"Isn't that grossly unhealthy?"

"To shy away from the issues we'll call it a low carb option!"

"Raises for everyone!"

"Do people really hate the bun?"

"Shut up or no raise for you."

 

[slocal]

I would've killed to be in the product design meeting for the double down.

"You know what people hate about chicken sandwiches? The bun. Is there any way we can scrap that?"

"What if the bun was made of chicken and then instead of chicken in the middle it was bacon?"

"Genius."

"Isn't that grossly unhealthy?"

"To shy away from the issues we'll call it a low carb option!"

"Raises for everyone!"

"Do people really hate the bun?"

"Shut up or no raise for you."

Goddamn bread getting in the way of my cholesterol!

 

[rangerssharks414]

I was just about to text one of my former co-workers about a fantasy baseball league... but I forgot that my cell phone has been dead since Monday (it won't even charge).

 

[Kitten Mittons]

Goddammit; chipped my bottom front tooth biting into a fork like a savage. Do I need to see a dentist or will it eventually just polish itself? Bothering the shit out of me.

 

[LadyStanley]

Depends on how much tooth was chipped off.

Dentist can help, at least by polishing/softening the edges of chip. If deeper, might require veneer or even crown.

 

[Kitten Mittons]

It's chipped in between the two teeth vs just on top; which I feel like is more concerning. Top could just be polished off.

 

[rangerssharks414]

Goddammit; chipped my bottom front tooth biting into a fork like a savage. Do I need to see a dentist or will it eventually just polish itself? Bothering the **** out of me.

My top front tooth is chipped ever so slightly. My dentist said it's fine unless I don't like the way it looks.

 

[WTFetus]

It's stupid hot.

 

[Pavelski2112]

It's stupid hot.

My AC's busted, too. Thankfully I'm in a family full of HVAC guys.

 

[LadyStanley]

It's stupid hot.

Definition, please?

It's 99 for a high today. Around 104-107 the next few days (and heat advisory Tuesday-Wednesday).

 

[Pavelski2112]

Around 104-107 the next few days (and heat advisory Tuesday-Wednesday).

Christ.

 

[Fistfullofbeer]

It's stupid hot.

It hit 70 here today. Heat wave!!