Your Offseason Slogan

[MrTaterSalad]

The Man Without a Plan!

 

[Lampedampe]

"We are just one washed up vet away from contending! .. "

 

[Bench]

There's only one off-season motto: Stamkos or bust.

 

[Ezekial]

There's only one off-season motto: Stamkos or bust.

"Not my roof"

 

[Bench]

"Not my roof"

It'll catch on. Just you guys wait. #notmyroof

 

[Vladdy84]

Remain Calm, Golf On

 

[Marky9er]

"Moving on down to the least side"

 

[kook10]

I Like Our Team

or

In Order To Succeed, You Must First Succ

 

[Shoalzie]

Did I Stammer?

 

[Retire91]

"Welcome to the next first round exit"

 

[Squirrel in the Hole]

What time is it? It's D-Boss time!

 

[Shaman464]

If at first you don't succeed, redefine what success is.

 

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

nm

just saw chances14 already said it.

 

[CanadaIsIrrelevant]

...

 

[Kingpin794]

 

[Nat006]

"Just make the Playoffs Nothing else matters".

 

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

Detroit Red Wings. Your first round tune-up team.

 

[Ezekial]

"If you thought previous off-seasons were bad...."

 

[WingedWheel1987]

"With the 7-10th overall pick the Detroit Red Wings select"

 

[Number1RedWingsFan52]

A Lottery We Will Go, A Lottery We Will Go.

 

[Satrebil]

'"Excrement" Sandwich' - This is Spinal Tap

 

[jkutswings]

"same old, same old, begin the descent to irrelevance"

It's impressive that the first reply to this thread was also the correct one.

Please please please get a high pick.

 

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

Your 2017 Red Wings: Where everyone plays at least one slot higher than they should be...

Except AA.

 

[Obe2kenobe]

Is Ken Holland a giant ****** or a turd sandwich? Tune in this fall to find out. Or do we find out these terrible contracts (Ericsson, Abdelkader, Howard,Weiss,etc.) finally kill Kenny.

 

[Martinez]

I'm screwing over the next wings gm - holland (who will bail in two years)