Would you rather..

[Tom Hanks]

Diet of arena nachos and diet coke for a month

or

Arena hot dogs and water for 2 months


That's every meal throughout each day.

Doesn’t matter. Louis will sneak me some spicy pork and broccoli

 

[Night Shift]

Doesn’t matter. Louis will sneak me some spicy pork and broccoli

And I got grey poupon with a spoon.

 

[ChaosAgent]

I would go with the nachos and diet coke even though I would probably develop some crazy health conditions.

Would you rather have
Maatta back for one season and he has to play all year
Or
Sprong back for 1 Season in a top 6 role all year

Maatta, pretty easily.

Would you rather have:
Patric Hornqvist for 2022-2023 or
Derick Brassard for 2022-2023

 

[canadianguy77]

Simon isn’t even in the league if not for Sullivan. Dude has 4 assists in the 28 games he wasn’t wearing a Penguins sweater.

 

[Andy99]

Would you rather have:
Rob Scuderi circa 2015 playing for the Pens next season or
Jack Johnson circa 2019

 

[Tom Hanks]

Maatta, pretty easily.

Would you rather have:
Patric Hornqvist for 2022-2023 or
Derick Brassard for 2022-2023

 

[ChaosAgent]

Would you rather have:
Rob Scuderi circa 2015 playing for the Pens next season or
Jack Johnson circa 2019

Scuderi. At least Sully would bury him.

Assume you only have 2 options for Geno's LW, and you don't need any defensive players.
Brock McGinn or Mike Matheson?

 

[Andy99]

Scuderi. At least Sully would bury him.

Assume you only have 2 options for Geno's LW, and you don't need any defensive players.
Brock McGinn or Mike Matheson?

Matheson…McGinn needs to be traded…he’s only one step up from ZAR worthlessness in the bottom six…

 

[ChaosAgent]

Matheson…McGinn needs to be traded…he’s only one step up from ZAR worthlessness in the bottom six…

I started very high on McGinn, now I am really questioning it. Roll of the dice on an expensive bottom sixer; he won't even be sought after for his vibes like Tanev was.

 

[Bowski]

Aubin, Caron, Brochu, or Tom Barrasso's chair thrown at your head?

 

[Gurglesons]

Aubin or Caron?

Conklin.

Matheson…McGinn needs to be traded…he’s only one step up from ZAR worthlessness in the bottom six…

Yeah, I feel like Matheson is one of our most important players and was fantastic for us this playoffs.

 

[Daeni10]

Maatta, pretty easily.

Would you rather have:
Patric Hornqvist for 2022-2023 or
Derick Brassard for 2022-2023

I think I am pretty reasonable and respect other opinions most of the time but everyone who takes Brassard should grt a Malkin slapper right to the ankle

 

[HandshakeLine]

Olczyk. As much as he sucks, there's no way he hasn't learned even ONE thing in 15 years since he was behind the bench.

p.s. I'd quit watching the Pens if he was the coach.

I feel like this is giving Eddie O waaaaay too much credit. He's the only coach who made Bylsma look overqualified.

Would you rather have: a player that took 2 fighting majors every 3 games, or a player who took 3 hooking penalties every 2 games?

 

[Pens x]

At least Kap used to be good…Simon is a plug.

With Sully still ruining, I mean coaching this team, I don’t want any players like Simon here.

 

[ChaosAgent]

I feel like this is giving Eddie O waaaaay too much credit. He's the only coach who made Bylsma look overqualified.

Would you rather have: a player that took 2 fighting majors every 3 games, or a player who took 3 hooking penalties every 2 games?

Fighting, obviously. Because the other guy gets sent off too.

 

[orby]

Kapanen easily. Simon at his best is barely better than Kapanen at his worst. The 500k disparity doesn't split the difference.

 

[jmelm]

I feel like this is giving Eddie O waaaaay too much credit. He's the only coach who made Bylsma look overqualified.

Would you rather have: a player that took 2 fighting majors every 3 games, or a player who took 3 hooking penalties every 2 games?

You did see the part where I wrote I'd quit watching the Pens and being a fan of this team if Eddie O was the coach, right?

 

[HandshakeLine]

You did see the part where I wrote I'd quit watching the Pens and being a fan of this team if Eddie O was the coach, right?

I mean, I'm just pointing out how BAD Eddie O was. I'm shocked any of us toughed him out for more than a game.

 

[ChaosAgent]

Would you rather have a 42 year old Sidney Crosby centering the top line, or an Erod in his "prime?"

 

[jmelm]

I mean, I'm just pointing out how BAD Eddie O was. I'm shocked any of us toughed him out for more than a game.

This thread has rejuvinated my PTSD from that era. I've been trying to block it out of my mind.

 

[Andy99]

Would you rather have a 42 year old Sidney Crosby centering the top line, or an Erod in his "prime?"

Give me Sid, even at age 60…
would you rather 1) watch a Pens game with ronduguayshair guy in his row A seats and listen to him pontificate about the state of the Pens players/coaching, or 2) watch an illegal stream of the Pens game with a clamp gripping down on your nuts the entire time?

 

[dogthateats]

Would you rather your team win a Stanley Cup

OR

be able to say you were right about a few lineup decisions and trades/signing on a message board that is comprised mostly of the same 20 guys who have been posting more or less the same content/discussions for the last 5 or 6 years? Even though you post so frequently that in a given season you typically construct a lineup with every personnel combination possible and usually flip flop on every signing/trade?

 

[ChaosAgent]

Give me Sid, even at age 60…
would you rather 1) watch a Pens game with ronduguayshair guy in his row A seats and listen to him pontificate about the state of the Pens players/coaching, or 2) watch an illegal stream of the Pens game with a clamp gripping down on your nuts the entire time?

For me it is basically watch a real game with Rondu or an illegal stream with Pixies. I think I take Pixies because he is probably a decent chap outside this board. I can tell Rondu is a corrosive force on the world.

 

[BigEezyE22]

Give me Sid, even at age 60…
would you rather 1) watch a Pens game with ronduguayshair guy in his row A seats and listen to him pontificate about the state of the Pens players/coaching, or 2) watch an illegal stream of the Pens game with a clamp gripping down on your nuts the entire time?

I like my snug nuts so I'll go with 2.

Would you rather do laundry for a robust super genius or bring back Bylsma as a head coach?

 

[LOGiK]

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Sounds like a medicore netflix film I've endured through from a few months back.