This trade deadline will show us if Tom Dungdung is really interested in the team - or if he's just a rich prick who likes telling women at posh parties that he owns a NHL team.
I can see it now. The start of the next regular season. Our starting goalie - drumroll - Scott Darling. "He really got his head straight this summer. He'll do great." says Peters while sipping whiskey from a brown paper bag. In the background, Ron Francis is hugging a life-size poster of Scott Darling.
First game - three ridiculously easy goals allowed in the first five minutes. Aho, Staal and Teräväinen head to the airport, and fly to northern Finland for ice-fishing. After the game, Ron Francis blames the defence, the weather, the economy, Trump...
All the while Cam Ward is relaxing in southern Mexico, throwing back tequilas, and telling stories to local senoritas.
Sorry. I might have had a few drinks.