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May the best card win!
CHRIS CUTTER
GARBAGEGOAL
CHRIS CUTTER
PRESENTED FROM THE MGM GRAND LAS VEGAS ARENA:
NOCHILLMANIA
[SONGS IN ITALIC ARE THERE TO PROVIDE AN IDEA OF THE STORYLINE]
PRE-SHOW
MARK HENRY VS ZACH GOWEN & CHRISTOPHER MELANDEZ – HANDICAP MATCH
SURVIVAL by Eminem
DISCO INFERNO VS BRODUS CLAY – ROLLER DISCO MATCH
ROLLING IN THE DEEP by Adele
MAIN CARD
NEVILLE (C) VS DEAN MALENKO – TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH (CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE)
REMEMBER THE NAME by Fort Minor
VAL VENIS VS BUFF BAGWELL – BRAZZERS CONTRACT ON A POLE MATCH
SEX ON FIRE by Kings of Leon
CHYNA (C) VS AWESOME KONG – WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE
SAIL by AWOLNATION
AMERICAN ALPHA VS WORLD’S GREATEST TAG TEAM (C) – TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE
JUST LIKE YOU by Three Days Grace
GENE SNITSKY & MOJO RAWLEY IN A KICK THE BABY CONTEST FEATURING IKE BROFLOVSKI, JUDGE: KYLE BROFLOVSKI
DUSTY RHODES VS CODY RHODES – SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: GOLDUST
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU by Three Days Grace
CHRIS BENOIT VS JIMMY SNUKA – STEEL CAGE MATCH, LOSER GOES TO HELL
ARSONIST LULLABYE by Holzier
EDGE VS BOBBY ROODE – LOSER CAN NO LONGER ENTER CANADA
IN EXILE by Thrice
KURT ANGLE VS RUSEV (C) – U.S. CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE
THIS IS WAR by Thirty Seconds To Mars
GARBAGEGOAL
GarbageGoal's TOTAL WRESTLING FEDERATION PRESENTS:
From Madison Square Garden, New York, New York
Mauro Ranallo (play by play) Josh Barnett (color)
Main Event
Kurt Angle vs Bret Hart in a 60 minute Iron Man match (special guest ref Jerry Lawler)
Back and forth for thirty minutes with no quarter given or taken, Bret stuns Angle with a victory roll after an Angle slam attempt! Minutes later, another stunning development as Bret goes for a sharpshooter and Angle passes out. Hart, up 2-0, complains that Angle is being given too much time to recover and he should be awarded the contest as Angle can't go on. While arguing with referee Jerry Lawler, Bret walks into an Angle slam from a possum playing Kurt. 2-1! Bret tries to grind the clock down, but goes for another sharpshooter as time ticks down. Angle gets the Angle lock on Hart who taps seconds before the time expires. 2-2! We have overtime! Hart, frustrated, and thinking old enemy Lawler is screwing him over takes it to the outside and uses a chair and the ring bell on Angle. Back in the ring, Angle seems done and as Bret goes for a superplex Angle manages to throw him off and hit a moonsault. Angle hits a bridging German for the pin and wins 3-2! One hour and seven minutes
The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane with Jim Cornette) vs Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards
The Midnights control most of the match, cutting the ring in half and using quick tags to isolate Richards. It certainly doesn't hurt that Jim Cornette delivers a few tennis racket shots! Davey makes the hot tag though and swings the balance. The ref throws out Cornette after catching him on the ring apron but not before he gets hit with a double dropkick. Eddie hits the superkick on Eaton into a bridging german by Davey for the pin in 22 minutes!
Kenta Kobashi vs Antonio Inoki
Japanese legends of two different eras meet. All Japan versus New Japan! Inoki refuses to submit to the strong style of Kobashi, and holds most of the match in his hands....but Kobashi is able to reverse Inoki's sleeper into a back body suplex, and pin Inoki at the 19 minute mark.
Konnan/Negro Casas/Blue Demon Jr vs. L.A. Park/Hector Garza/Perro Aguayo Jr.
One fall Mexican trios match! The Chair-man of the board LA Park gets pinned when he tries to bring a chair in the ring and while in a tug of war with the ref gets hit with a facebuster at the
14 minute mark.
Curt Hennig vs Austin Aries
Two guys who think they are perfect battle it out! A fast paced match ends at the twelve minute mark when Hennig hits the Perfectplex to win.
Jack Brisco vs Ted DiBiase (late 70's early 80's babyface)
Two technicians hook up in an old school Mid South matchup. Brisco holds the upper hand most of the match, schooling the young DiBiase. DiBiase manages to rally late, but ends up submitting to a figure four leglock in 16 minutes.
Booker T vs. Razor Ramon
The two charismatic stars go head to head! Razor manages to pin Booker by holding the tights after a fallaway slam at 12 minutes....
Mickie James/Molly Holly/Trish Stratus vs Lioness Asuka/Chigusa Nagayo/Jaguar Yokota
Six women's tag team action as some of the best workers from the USA and Japan clash in international action! Jaguar gets the pinfall on Mickie after a high angle suplex at 16 minutes.
Al Snow vs. Jerry Lynn
Two of the most underrated workers of the 90's open the night with a 14 minute match ending with the man formerly known as Mr JL scoring the pinfall with the cradle piledriver.