GDT: WCQF - Game #1 : Oilers host Kings - 8pm MT

[Ginger Papa]

I’ve used this Parody before, with good results, so I figured I’d go back to the well again, to kick off this rivalry with a bang.


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Top scoring Team of Edmonton
Back to thrill our nights
Another Playoff run here
hmm…starting

In Roger’s Place, baby
Where fans cheer, scream and swoon
Mix in McDavid power,
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen the Oilers
They‘re the biggest game in this town
And the Kings, they’re pricks
Let’s mix it up
To beat them again in the 1st Playoff Round
Ooohh!!

Suck on our North Alberta Balls
While we fill their net to f*** ‘em
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
A Team full of veterans & hungry youth
Kings, suck on our Balls!

Last half of this Team’s Season
We’re all feeling randy
From the depths came Klim Reaper
A deadline Trade for Ekholm!

Recovered Kane from injury
RNH your asses will kick
With Draisaitl this time healthy
Oiler arses, Kings can lick!

Say everybody have you seen the Oilers
They‘re the biggest game in this town
And the Kings, they’re pricks
Let’s mix it up
To beat them again in the 1st Playoff Round

Suck on our North Alberta Balls
While they fill their net to f*** ‘em
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
A Team full of veterans - hatin’ rivals
Kings, suck on our Balls!

Sniff sniff sniff
Hey, wait a minute,
What's that smell?
Smell like California reffin’

Well that don't bother us none
As long as we get same treatment each Home Game

Refs, just know all fans will be bitchin’
Cuz, we gotta sneakin‘ suspicion

Oh man, Chris Lee
McCauley!
You can lick our Balls!!!

Tonight Boys show some fire!
Win tonight, Oilers
Skinner, lay the Kings to ruin!!
Janmark & Ryan
Kulak & Ceci

Hyman’s luck is turnin‘
Oh my goodness!!
Old man Bouch, Old man Bouch
Yams Do somethin!!

Oooh
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
While we fill their net to f*** ‘em
Go on a tear Nursey
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
Shut ‘em down Vinny

Suck on our Balls! L.A.
Suck on our Balls!, L.A.
Suck on our frozen North Albertan Balls!

Come on LA!
Whoo!! Whoo!!
SUCK ON OUR BALLS!!!!


Some Stats from the Regular Season for those interested:

Some memes for good luck and health:

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[Mr Kot]

 

[Wretched Oil]

I chose the worst time to go on vacation and will miss this series

Go Oilers from Morocco!

 

[2for1PizzaPastuh]

MCDAVID WILL NOT BE DENIED. 2023 BELONGS TO HIM.

GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO
GO OILERS GO

 

[EchoesoftheEighties]

Going to this one with a voice and hopefully coming back without one.

Let's go Oilers!

 

[McAsuno]

Will be at the ice district, LFG OILERS

 

[yukoner88]

Cheering on from Victoria for this game.

Go Oilers!!!!

 

[Bryanbryoil]

Here's to hoping that we hold home ice advantage and then take at least 1 in their barn in games 3 & 4.

 

[T-Funk]

 

[Duder54]

Looking forward to getting up bright and early over here tomorrow! Can’t. Wait.

 

[29Beast97Mode]

Let's do this!

RIP to this legend

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Please don't start slow this time. That's been a bit of a problem in the McDavid era. We need to destroy any confidence they have early.

 

[The Cheez]

 

[GMofOilers]

LGG!

I’ll be the loudest fan in the rink tonight!

 

[Hockeylife2018]

Today feels like waking up for Christmas

 

[Jimmi McJenkins]

Today's the day. Let's Go Oilers!!! The Playoffs begin.

 

[LemmyUlanov55]

Playoff hockey!

Go Oilers!

 

[ujju2]

Let's Go Oilers!

 

[94 Oil Drops]

Rise and shine. It's (almost) butt clenching time!

 

[Kerberos]

Play every game like it's a game 7. If we play like we can, the Kings can't beat us.

 

[Cloned]

LFG!

Hopefully the Oilers are able to mine all the salt from opposing fans over the next few weeks.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Enough said.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Rise and shine. It's (almost) butt clenching time!

Butts will not be unclenched until it's al over.

 

[Jimmi McJenkins]

I can't wait for the new guys; Kostin, Ekholm, Bjugstad and Janmark to get a taste of playoff time in Edmonton.

 

[CantHaveTkachev]

Oilers haven't won a Game 1 against a non-Duck team in 20 years (2003 against the Stars) but this team is different..
McDavid and co. are on a mission this year and will approach every game in a business like manner with no nerves

4-2 Oilers