Useless Thread MDCCXXXIII: The Day After the Revolution

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Piss

Clean yourself up

 

[John Price]

Why penguins anemic offense

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Metalhead commentary on this penguins match with me

I'm here.

I was eating

 

[Deficient Mode]

Pens r underperforming xg

for now

 

[John Price]

Penguins have offensive talent like guentzel and she aryband maljin and Crosby and hornquist

Why offense do bad

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Why penguins anemic offense

Because Crosby is playing like a zombie, Geno is hurt, and we don't have a legit 3C

 

[John Price]

Shots on goal

Bruins 23
Penguins 7

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

f***ing pipe

 

[John Price]

Because Crosby is playing like a zombie, Geno is hurt, and we don't have a legit 3C

Riley Sheehan @Hammettf2b

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Riley Sheehan

Sheehan is useless

 

[John Price]

8 shots on goal

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Kessel!!!!

The only Penguin earning his paycheque this season.

 

[John Price]

Fat man Kessel

 

[John Price]

Kessel!!!!

The only Penguin earning his paycheque this season.

Lol not Murray or Letang or Crosby or malkin or shear or guentzel

 

[John Price]

Penguins fans are very negative about their team that has won two straight Stanley cups.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lol not Murray or Letang or Crosby or malkin or shear or guentzel

Murray ok yes for the most part.

The rest. Nope.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Penguins fans are very negative about their team that has won two straight Stanley cups.

Considering we went from that to a team that looks unsure if they can win two straight games...can you blame us??

 

[John Price]

Considering we went from that to a team that looks unsure if they can win two straight games...can you blame us??

You of all fanbases should know regular season hockey doesn't matter

 

[John Price]

Offsides

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You of all fanbases should know regular season hockey doesn't matter

Oh yeah. I forgot

Still, when shit like this threatens your chance of making the postseason...

 

[John Price]

I apologize for my behavior

There are other people worse than redacted

Such as redacted

 

[John Price]

Oh yeah. I forgot

Still, when **** like this threatens your chance of making the postseason...

They're like third place in metro

 

[John Price]

I'm flipped out because someone started this UT even though he knows he f***ing shouldn't have. I apologize. I realize there are worse things to do on hf which I can't specify. But other people piss me off more than this guy does. So he probably won't see this because he acts like I don't exist like the immature redacted he is but ugh whatever let's move on

 

[John Price]

There are just some really pathetic people put there and I feel sorry for them

 

[John Price]

@beowulf