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Tarantula

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How can you eat that many cookies

They were supposed to last all weekend and were hidden randomly around the house. It starts off innocently enough with cookies but can unchecked soon grow to become bottles of vodka, better keep an eye on this one...

You know it's bad when you aren't even out of bed in the morning and you are wondering how many cookies are left...
 

TheGreenTBer

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i mean jesus i smell like an aged baby diaper soaked in antifreeze right now it's amazing
 

Tarantula

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Officer: ": I can smell chocolate on your breath and you car is filled with empty cookie bags!"

I swear I'm just returning them occifer... Burp...
 
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That Mikela on Morning Joe rambling about Donald's Truth Social account

Gonna go log into my TruthSocial account for more research -- expect "fire and fury" tonight...
 

Sega Dreamcast

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Not liking these kinda old J Crew pants I'm wearing.

The waist is too tight, which can be fixed by me losing weight, but they're just so baggy for some reason.
 
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