Useless Thread MDCCCXXX - RayP’s mother-in-law appreciation

[John Price]

this is literally the first thing i did when i woke up

It's okay. Nothing special

 

[Kairi Zaide]

@Zaiden Shogun I made strawberry balsamic ice cream because of you. Amazing. I hate you.

Balsa goes amazing with strawberry yeah

 

[G2P]

Balsa goes amazing with strawberry yeah

Sure does

Next is sweet corn or Parmesan

 

[John Price]

It's too cold.

 

[Kairi Zaide]

Sure does

Next is sweet corn or Parmesan

Corn should be good and original, though I wouldn't expect anything special.

Sweet or savory for the parmesan one? I feel it might be tricky with the fat content.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Strawberry balsamic ice cream sounds absolutely fantastic. Even better, strawberry is one of the very few ice cream flavors both my daughter and wife don't like so I don't have to share any with my family.

I must make this. Immediately.

 

[John Price]

Pretty hungry

Might take advantage of buy one get one free hot dog day

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Pretty hungry

Might take advantage of buy one get one free hot dog day

like

 

[John Price]

like

I'm trying to limit my calories but I'm also hungry. I have also eaten a subway footlong earlier.

 

[John Price]

I ordered two hot dogs

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I'm trying to limit my calories but I'm also hungry. I have also eaten a subway footlong earlier.

I am starving right now and my solution was to get a carton of coffee ice cream out of the freezer and a spoon. I'm either going to die or pass out in a diabetic coma shortly. Whichever happens first, I welcome it.

EDIT: and for the record, I'm 160 lbs.

 

[John Price]

Too bad they aren't portillos

 

[John Price]

I just don't understand I ate at 6 pm how can I be this hungry 2 hours later

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I don't even like this ice cream that much. But it's not about enjoyment, it's about stress, hunger and spite...the cornerstones of healthy eating habits.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I just don't understand I ate at 6 pm how can I be this hungry 2 hours later

join the damn club

 

[TheGreenTBer]

My stomach just made this awful noise, and I literally said out loud "Shut the f*** up, you absolute freaking asshole" to it. What even semi-functional adult does something like that?

I am in a foul f***ing mood right now.

 

[RayP]

@Guerzy

 

[RayP]

 

[RayP]

@Guerzy literally you bud

 

[John Price]

Tired

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

I'm not afraid

I'm not afraid

To take a stand

 

[John Price]

@Tarantula

@PanthersPens62

 

[John Price]

Doc on past playoff failures: 'Tell the whole story'

Philadelphia 76ers coach Doc Rivers said Wednesday that he wishes the media would "tell the whole story" when mentioning him as the only coach to blow more than one 3-1 series lead.

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