Useless Thread MDCCCXXVII - Artturi Lehkonen Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

I didn't play it until around 2009

Maybe later

Online was 2009 to 2010

 

[John Price]

Lot of good memories of samp and other gta san Andreas online antics

Cops and robbers

I used to be a cop chasing after robbers and they used to be yellow or red, red was like 5 star and you'd drive by on a bike smashing middle mouse to arrest. Sometimes they wouldn't be arrested cause they were hacking lol

 

[John Price]

The new gta online Dre heists seem alright but I'm level 15 in gta so stupidly I'm probably ineligible.

 

[John Price]

Still haven't heisted the diamond casino yet

 

[John Price]

Sorry these games are kind of modern. Not as old as "pong"...

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I’m level 400+

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The new heists are lame.

 

[John Price]

I’m level 400+

If you're low level you can't even heist most places. Have to do the same professor heist over and over. And some how it's still glitched. Jumped out the plane with him on board and we still failed

 

[John Price]

The new heists are lame.

There was a good YouTube video comparing gta san Andreas online and gta online heists. Also gta san Andreas stock market is player run while the stock market in gta online is developer and Rockstar run.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

If you're low level you can't even heist most places. Have to do the same professor heist over and over. And some how it's still glitched. Jumped out the plane with him on board and we still failed

That’s still glitched?? Jesus…

 

[John Price]

I'll insist that 200 people in gta san Andreas was hilarious pandemonium.

To be fair gta rp has 400 or more.

 

[John Price]

That’s still glitched?? Jesus…

They never fixed it lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

“I hope there are some screws we run into….

*cocks gun*

Let’s go!!!!”

 

[John Price]

It was so stupid, we got the plane out and someone flew it away. The quest said the professor was flying the plane away, told us all to ditch the plane so everyone parachutes out. Then bam. Mission failed. Lol

 

[John Price]

Gta online had the best mission failed

It's like DONG

Then mission failed comes up on the right in a black screen

 

[John Price]

Gta 5 wasted were hilarious

 

[John Price]

Heist failed

Lester was killed

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

They never fixed it lol

That’s some shit ilI’d expect Rockstar to pull for RDR Online. But not for GTA Online….that’s their bloated cash cow.

 

[John Price]

Every 5 seconds phone call

Hey, it's me Lester. Buy some property. This'll make all the other jobs seem like small fry.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Heist failed

Lester was killed

“Creepy Uncle Lester”

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Every 5 seconds phone call

Hey, it's me Lester. Buy some property. This'll make all the other jobs seem like small fry.

Like that tubby gimp knows what a small fry is…

 

[John Price]

“Creepy Uncle Lester”

One of his dialogues after you pass a mission offline is saying he'd spy on those sorority girls again lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I never finished the government facility GTA online shit.

That Doomsday Heist or whatever the hell it’s called.

 

[John Price]

Like that tubby gimp knows what a small fry is…

Every time you log into gta online you get the same text messages and phone calls. The best is constantly being asked to buy property for heists. Even though with all the money the game gives you its still unaffordable

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

One of his dialogues after you pass a mission offline is saying he'd spy on those sorority girls again lol

“I like my scores the way I like my dates. Across the street, and unaware they’re being watched…”

- Lester