Useless Thread MDCCCLXXXV: Pat McAfee Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

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[John Price]

@Oogie Boogie

 

[PanthersPens62]

For someone claiming to be right down the middle, your posts of late have been leaning a certain way more than that Tower in Pisa!!!!!!

 

[John Price]

For someone claiming to be right down the middle, your posts of late have been leaning a certain way more than that Tower in Pisa!!!!!!

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[PanthersPens62]

I thought you didn't believe in participation trophy's @John Price Looks like the Craps didn't get that message!

#AlwaysABridesmaid

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I saw Pat McAfee at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Pat McAfee. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Pat McAfee ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Whatever you think of me, you should know that Pat McAfee hates old people, children and dogs.

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Enough

 

[John Price]

Enough

did you see MCAfee at Gameday at Boone NC

 

[John Price]

let's make it 3/3 go LIONS

 

[PanthersPens62]

You're not even trying to hide it anymore.

Too bad Keith doesn't have his MSDNC show anymore........I can't imagine how many times QAaron would have been crowned Worst. Person. In the Wooooooooorrrrrrrlllldd!!!!!

 

[John Price]

Lions pick!

 

[PanthersPens62]

Farewell Meatball Ron. And then there were 2.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Farewell Meatball Ron. And then there were 2.

 

[John Price]

"WHY DON'T YOU CLICK YOUR HEELS TOGETHER THREE TIMES AND GO BACK TO Florida ?"

 

[John Price]

"Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richards in movies."

@TheGreenTBer

 

[John Price]

Strong argument Player Haters ball is among one of the best bits along with the P Diddy bit and the 3 Dave's and the Wayne Brady bit

"That's 100% Cambodian, yo."