Useless Thread MDCCCLXX: Enjoy life and live in the moment.

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I ate 20 of the 50 nuggets.

At this rate they'll be gone tomorrow.

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LarryFisherman

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Thanks buddy.

Speaking of niches how often do you get to plow your wife's niche because for me that rate has definitely decreased post-childbirth
It's decreased for us because our son never sleeps, and when he does, it's in our bed.

He's been really into peppa the pig, so i put it on in his playroom downstairs (we have a tri-level, downstairs area is his, main floor, then top floor) and got a solid 6 minutes in.

I can't last that long anyway so good for me. For her, probably less so :D
 
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TheGreenTBer

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It's decreased for us because our son never sleeps, and when he does, it's in our bed.

He's been really into peppa the pig, so i put it on in his playroom downstairs (we have a tri-level, downstairs area is his, main floor, then top floor) and got a solid 6 minutes in.

I can't last that long anyway so good for me. For her, probably less so :D
We are doing everything possible to keep her out of our bed, including getting her a fish tank to watch while she falls asleep (which appears to be helping).

I am sleeping terribly though and it's making me a drag like everywhere.
 

TheGreenTBer

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Need eye covers and maybe even earplugs

I can't sleep on my Queen bed too much noise out from the AC and nearby industrial facilities
I already use both of those.

I need a new life before I can sleep again.
 

TheGreenTBer

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So I randomly wanted to go full Florida this morning and wear a Burger King crown while drinking a can of beer on my front lawn at 9 in the morning on a workday.

Didn't follow through though.
 
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Need to run errands today because the toilet seat is too f***ing small for the toilet.

One size fits all my ass.

Might stop by Harris Teeter on the way home.
 
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