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[Sega Dreamcast]

How many super bowls or winning seasons has Mr orlovsky had

What qualifies him to be a NFL pundit

What about all the pundits that never played in the NFL?

It's easy to point to his shitty playing career as an argument against his football knowledge, but not really, since playing and analyzing are two different things.

I can respect Safety Dan more than a loser nepotism-hire like Chris Simms.

 

[Hammettf2b]

and yes Korea is mathematically alive but due to goal differential they'd have to put up so much against Germany it is unlikely they will advance

You have PGA 2k23?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Let's see Mel Kiper Jr. push a blocking sled 10 yards or run a sub-5 40.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Let's see Mel Kiper Jr. push a blocking sled 10 yards or run a sub-5 40.

This meme only works when the gif shows the toppling over afterwards.

But when it does its f***ing hilarious

 

[TheGreenTBer]

@John Price I was scrolling through the UT while sitting next to my wife in a waiting room and she just happened to look over at the exact moment I scroll onto the mackayla spam.

If I'm sleeping on the couch tonight it's your fault homie

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Last day of arguably the worst month of the year.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Last day of arguably the worst month of the year.

Summer blows if you're a parent.

If you're not it still kind of sucks imo.

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Summer blows if you're a parent.

If you're not it still kind of sucks imo.

It sucks both ways. Parents want kids to go back to school. It's too hot, and there just is nothing to really look forward to in July except that people look forward to August since kids are going back to school that month and that 5 minute football games start to come back in action.

 

[John Price]

These f***ing twitch ads get worse and worse

I don't care about cable internet

"GET FRONTIER FIBER INTERNET"

THEY DON'T HAVE THAT ISP HERE IDIOT

 

[TheGreenTBer]

It sucks both ways. Parents want kids to go back to school. It's too hot, and there just is nothing to really look forward to in July except that people look forward to August since kids are going back to school that month and that 5 minute football games start to come back in action.

That about sums it up.

 

[John Price]

Firefox constipated as f*** this morning.

Run faster please.




Also this football player was caught going 114 in a 45 at 1 pm here. Why would you go that fast.

Me when I drive that stretch of road: 50 mph...at most.

 

[John Price]

Sometimes I be chilling in the left lane driving with everyone else and then some car out of nowhere you can see barrelling through at like 80 or 90 and that's when I turn right and let him pass

I still remember my first time driving 4 hours south for college lol, i would just hoard the left lane and then you'd see like 5 cars behind me and they wouldn't even beep but they were not pleased

over time you learn to move to the f***ing right and cruise control

 

[John Price]

I used to go from 0-60 in like 2 seconds the second a light turned green as it was "assumed" no one would be stupid enough to cross the intersection on a red light, but remember that guy or girl (didn't see gender) who f***ing crossed into the intersection while I had a green light who got pulled over the second after he did that. Like stopped right in the middle of the street at 10 pm lol.

These are stories from people who leave the house or have a car @PanthersPens62

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

These stories about your driving are unsurprising

 

[PanthersPens62]

I used to go from 0-60 in like 2 seconds the second a light turned green as it was "assumed" no one would be stupid enough to cross the intersection on a red light, but remember that guy or girl (didn't see gender) who f***ing crossed into the intersection while I had a green light who got pulled over the second after he did that. Like stopped right in the middle of the street at 10 pm lol.

These are stories from people who leave the house or have a car @PanthersPens62

Left lane is not for people to "cruise" in. Used to piss me off to no end when all the old grannies & Grampies would do that.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"0-60 in like 2 seconds"

Yeah okay bud

 

[John Price]

These stories about your driving are unsurprising

one of your posts I read in the UT made me laugh, I was surfing it on a red light, can't remember what you said

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

one of your posts I read in the UT made me laugh, I was surfing it on a red light, can't remember what you said

You're gonna need to be more specific because all of my posts are top-shelf comedy

 

[John Price]

I can't remember, I just saw it and started laughing at the red light

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I don't use my phone at red lights because, jesus f***ing christ, can you f***ing people just go without using your phone for a few god damned minutes

 

[John Price]

You have PGA 2k23?

no

 

[LarryFisherman]

"Defund the HOA," said the moron who knowingly joined the HOA when he bought his house, and has, since then, been one of the homeowners funding it.

And now he's going to annoy his immediate neighbors, who have done nothing wrong, because he's a dumbshit asshole

Honestly the amount of whackjob repubs out here who live in covenant controlled communities is astounding

For all their talk of freedom they sure to love to pack in like sardeens with a bunch of rules. We hated our HOA so much we sold the place as soon as we wouldn't get hit with a tax penalty for profits (24m).

 

[John Price]

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[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm sure some HOA's have awful people that make it a nightmare to deal with.

However, it's not a stretch to assume that some of these anti-HOA people are the awful neighbors that everyone hates.

There's a huge difference between the HOA harassing you for your grass length or mailbox color and the HOA denying your request to build a pool in your backyard.