Trailer Park Boys Appreciation Thread

[Jacques The Mayor]

When you plant **** seeds you get **** weeds

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

"Cops and dope don't mix, do they Mr. Lahey??"

"Like **** and strawberry shortcake Randy..."

 

[WhatTheDuck]

"Breaker breaker, come in earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens ****ed over the carbonater in engine #4. I'm gonna try to re****ulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed. Over."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Mr. Lahey, not another night of the **** abyss. Please???

 

[Tofveve]

Trevor (driving Ricky's car, smoking weed): "It's got to be here somewhere Cory. What was the street we were looking for again?"

Cory: "Dude I don't know, he just said a blue warehouse. There's like lanes of them, dude?"

Trevor: "We can't **** this up Cory . . . **** . . . What was I just talking about?"

 

[Took a pill in Sbisa]

Favorite episode intro is the Bible Pimp

"Have you read the Bible?"

- "Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. What's it to you?"

"CAN you read, my son?"

- "Well that depends, can you f*** yourself?"


Favorite end to an episode was the Green ******* when he's fighting Trevor in the ring
"You ok Trevor? I don't give a f*** actually"

 

[Damisoph]

Favorite episode intro is the Bible Pimp

"Have you read the Bible?"

- "Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. What's it to you?"

"CAN you read, my son?"

- "Well that depends, can you f*** yourself?"

100% the best opening ever.

Also, Scrilla Villa.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Holy **** purple squirrels!!!

 

[Legionnaire]

I ma teh liqor Rando!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Get goin' Lord of the Onion Rings!!!

 

[Tofveve]

"I just had one of those brain lernin' experiences"

 

[Tofveve]

"I'm not the kind of person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso. I ****ing atodaso."

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Can I get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers to go??? Knowwhatimsayin'

 

[Club]

"Breaker breaker, come in earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens ****ed over the carbonater in engine #4. I'm gonna try to re****ulate it and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed. Over."

Yes this was one of my favorite episodes! ahahaha

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Check it out T. It's Starsky and Gut!!!

 

[HansonBro]

Why you gotta be countin my noemsayins?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How ****ing drunk are you right now??

Six outta ten......

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

One of the best

 

[Son Goku]

How ****ing drunk are you right now??

Six outta ten......

Says you nerd

 

[WhatTheDuck]

"the thing with me is that i am smart and i’m smelf, i’m self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things i’ve self…like self learned myself. And that’s the whole difference i guess is that i don’t need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that i’m alive right now, because people say books and college are for to make you smarter, but they can also be for to make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn’t use enough oxygen because i don’t have the whole thing filled with different stuff. And if it was full, its only part full and that’s why i’m alive right now.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

"Feel that?"

"Feel what Mr. Lahey?"

"The way the ****.... clings to the air Randy."

"**** clings to the air?"

"It's already started my dear good friend!"

"What's started Mr. Lahey?"

"The **** blizzard!"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

We ain't down with killin', we down with chillin'. Peace.

 

[TheAngryHank]

Ricky picks up store intercom phone...
Jim Layhey to the ****off department..Jim Layhey to the ****off department,and hurry the **** up!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Greeee eeee eeeee eeeeasy!!!

 

[Son Goku]

"He got mackerel juice on me"