The Official Horrible Trade Proposals Thread Part 4: Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots EVERYBODY!!!

[DougieSmash]

Personally i'm fine even with giving Kuokk for Miller.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Apparently the leafs aren’t willing to move Kapanen or Sandin but they have made Liljegren and their first available.

The funniest part is the thread on the trade board is filled with leafs fans saying they don’t even want to move those pieces. These people truly think they can get a top 4 d without giving up anything of value.

 

[DougieSmash]

Late first and Liljegren? I'll pass. We already have Bean and probably Fox, don't see Liljegren as a fit.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Wow. Liljegren must have some major issues if Toronto is shopping him before he’s ever played an nhl game. Major red flags if they’re already trying to cut bait.

I’m just saying. Where there’s smoke there’s fire.

 

[AD Skinner]

I heard he once went to a museum on a field trip in grade school. Need this mess out of the league

 

[WreckingCrew]

PSA: This just in, a 20 year old defenseman with 26 points in 43 AHL games in his rookie season is now the bar for a "bust"...looks like that thread (rightfully) got shut down before I could post (it was being typed and in process before it was locked)

 

[My Special Purpose]

Wow. Liljegren must have some major issues if Toronto is shopping him before he’s ever played an nhl game. Major red flags if they’re already trying to cut bait.

I’m just saying. Where there’s smoke there’s fire.

So, we criticize them for not making anything of value available in trade, then we criticize the guy they make availalble for having red flags. We really need to pick a side here.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

So, we criticize them for not making anything of value available in trade, then we criticize the guy they make availalble for having red flags. We really need to pick a side here.

That post was in no way serious, and was poking fun at all the idiots calling Hamilton a locker room cancer.

 

[My Special Purpose]

That post was in no way serious, and was poking fun at all the idiots calling Hamilton a locker room cancer.

Sorry.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Sorry.

No worries. Sarcasm is so hard to detect with just text. I guess I forgot this little guy

 

[SvechneJerk]

Wait - we can be sarcastic here?

 

[MinJaBen]

Wait - we can be sarcastic here?

Nope.

 

[Lempo]

Wait - we can be sarcastic here?

We can't. Surrounded tried and came down in flames.

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

McDavid for Slavin+Pesce+Aho+Teravainen+Necas+2019 1st+2020 1st

/thread

 

[DougieSmash]

McDavid for Slavin+Pesce+Aho+Teravainen+Necas+2019 1st+2020 1st

/thread

Foegele (speeeeeed)- McDavid- Svechnikov
Niederreiter- Staal- Williams
McGinn- Wallmark- Martinook
McKegg- Bishop- Maenalanen

de Haan- Faulk
Fleury- Hamilton
Bean- McKeown

rofl

 

[Highway29]

McDavid and Lucic
for Necas, Ferland, Gauthier or similar prospect, Hamilton, Pesce, 2019/2020/2021 1st

or swap one 1st rd + Goat = Svech if needed

Niederreiter McDavid Williams
Svech?/Goat/Kuokk Aho Teräväinen
Foegele Staal Mäenalanen
Lucic Wallmark Martinook
McGinn

Slavin Faulk
DeHaan TVR
Fluery Bean/McKeown/trade

Many possible combinations to do it but how to do it with minimal damage. If done, Necas, Hamilton, Pesce would be gone for sure. I think we're not giving up Aho, Slavin.

 

[WreckingCrew]

McDavid and Lucic
for Necas, Ferland, Gauthier or similar prospect, Hamilton, Pesce, 2019/2020/2021 1st

or swap one 1st rd + Goat = Svech if needed

Niederreiter McDavid Williams
Svech?/Goat/Kuokk Aho Teräväinen
Foegele Staal Mäenalanen
Lucic Wallmark Martinook
McGinn

Slavin Faulk
DeHaan TVR
Fluery Bean/McKeown/trade

Many possible combinations to do it but how to do it with minimal damage. If done, Necas, Hamilton, Pesce would be gone for sure. I think we're not giving up Aho, Slavin.

...not sure if serious or...i hope not serious...

 

[DougieSmash]

...not sure if serious or...i hope not serious...

The Official Horrible Trade Proposals Thread Part 4: Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots EVERYBODY!!!

 

[Roboturner913]

Wait - we can be sarcastic here?

I didn't know that we were allowed to not be sarcastic here

 

[Highway29]

Well it's actually true that it will be huge overpayment to get him but I think there's probably no reasonable overpayment to form even with taking Lucics contract from our side.

 

[Moosetache]

McDavid for Slavin+Pesce+Aho+Teravainen+Necas+2019 1st+2020 1st

/thread

I know this isn't serious, but there is absolutely no way Canes should do that. Funny thing is, that Edmonton prob wouldn't do it either, which would be just so incredibly stubborn of them.

 

[Roboturner913]

I know this isn't serious, but there is absolutely no way Canes should do that. Funny thing is, that Edmonton prob wouldn't do it either, which would be just so incredibly stubborn of them.

well, you don't have to worry about that since one of the Oilers' *cough* "ambassadors" on the trade board informed us a few months ago that the Oilers would not trade him for literally the Canes entire roster.

 

[Moosetache]

well, you don't have to worry about that since one of the Oilers' *cough* "ambassadors" on the trade board informed us a few months ago that the Oilers would not trade him for literally the Canes entire roster.

Ha, well that guy would be a terrible GM. There isn't anyone worth another teams entire roster.

 

[SaskCanesFan]

I think this B Chapman guy may be my new hero. Maybe do Hamilton for Johnsson... wait no nevermind, he's too inexperienced and will quickly be worth more so we'll keep him.

Wow.

 

[Stickpucker]

I'ma gonna sink to their level. Join me in the pit acolytes of Cthulhu.