GDT: The New Jersey Devils vs. Colorado Avalanche: WWE edition

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Are you READY????!!!!

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For the thousands in attendance and the millions tens of thousands watching at home

Your New Jersey Devils are live from

Led by the team CEO and GM

Lou McMahon!

With superstars

Stone Cold Cory Schneider

The Cerebral Assassin Patrik Elias

The Real American Hero Hulk Greene

The Million Dollar Man Travis Zajac

Hardcore Legend Anton Foley

And a guy that gets pushed upon us and we keep resisting, Cena Gionta

Led by Doink the Coach

The lines
Zubrus-Zajac-Jagr
Elias-Loki-Brunner
Clowe-Henrique-Ryder
CBGB

Greene-Fayne
Salvador-Harrold
Merrill-Zidlicky

Schneider
Brodeur

And somewhere in The Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness
Jacob Josefson
Anton Volchenkov

They take on

The Ninth Wonder of Denver: Matt Duchene

and the Colorado Snowflakes

Their lines
Landeskog-MacKinnon-Parenteau
O'Reilly-Duchene-McGinn
Talbot-Mitchell-McLeod
Wilson-Cliche-Bordeleau

Hejda-Johnson
Guenin-Benoit
Holden-Barrie

Giguere
Varlamov

Scratched
Tanguay
Stastny


For the stats guys

Hey Colorado, the Rock wants to know what the real name of your team is



So tonight, we need more of this



And less of this

At the end we all hope we can say



Oh, and Pete, if we lose



If you didn't like this GDT DX has some words for you…




Are you ready for the game??!!



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[SeidoN]

Pete as Doink, I love it!

GO DEVIKS!

 

[Uli Hiemer]

Excellent!

For some motivation:

 

[Devils Trap]

Fantastic...

Gionta as Cena

 

[Bleedred]

LOL Doink the coach and Cena Gionta!

 

[Sheros expletives]

Good one

 

[JK3]

 

[SETHROLLINS]

Anyone know what the snow prediction for Newark is? I'm driving in from New York.

 

[Tundra]

WWE is trash compared to the golden age.

 

[Tundra]

They can't make skits like this anymore:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x40g4z_one-man-gang-becomes-akeem_news

 

[Offseason Champs]

this is the most perfect GDT ever made.

 

[glenwo2]

Who plays the role of Brock Lesnar?

 

[SpeakingOfTheDevils]

Volchenkov looks like a creepy Jon Voight here

 

[Devilsfan992]

This is how amazing Jagr has been this year. Colorado averages 3.00 G/G and the Devils average 2.36 G/G but Jagr still managed to have more points than all these Colorado stars. That's very impressive.

 

[Avs]

Any word on who is starting in net for you guys?

 

[Uli Hiemer]

Any word on who is starting in net for you guys?

schneider

 

[Desert Devil]

Please just win. I feel like we're owed one.

 

[Avs]

schneider

Dang, was hoping it would be Marty.

Oh well, good luck guys! And sweet GDT, btw.

 

[Bleedred]

You know Marty has fallen off when fans of opposing teams are hoping that he starts.

Anyway, really looking forward to seeing Harrold and Salvador both in the lineup tonight. Great work by Lou there. They definitely give us the best chance to win.

UGH.

**** Junior man. I keep forgetting we have him, then I remember and I get sad.

Colorado is on a back to back tomorrow with the Rangers on Tuesday. You just KNOW they're gonna start the Gigyear Blimp against us.

 

[Just Win]

Let's go Devils or at least let's get DeBoer fired.

And if you make DeBoer Doink, you must have Gionta, Harrold and Sal as Dink, Pink and Wink.

But quite honestly while i can understand that you are saying DeBoer is a clown, the Doink gimmick at least worked for some time. DeBoer is more like the worst gimmick of all time, which is either:



or simply this guy:

 

[njdevils1982]

up all ya'lls

 

[hockeyr5]

win!!! cmon boys

 

[MadDevil]

It's too bad Whitney isn't still up. He could be Hornswoggle.

 

[NJDevs26]

Anyone know what the snow prediction for Newark is? I'm driving in from New York.

Whatever it is, ignore it...it's going to be worse. They had 'only' 3-5 inches forecast despite snow falling all day, we might already have 3-5 inches with no end in sight. This is definitely going to be another weather-influenced attendance game.

 

[Nick0930]

Whatever it is, ignore it...it's going to be worse. They had 'only' 3-5 inches forecast despite snow falling all day, we might already have 3-5 inches with no end in sight. This is definitely going to be another weather-influenced attendance game.

Anything less than 7 goals tonight will be a disappointment.