Amorgus
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It's more like letting a redwood start growing out of your ass. That's a recipe to unwillingly Goatse yourself.
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Someone very cleverly blended goatse into an opening in the clouds with a beautiful ray of sunshine splitting it then added religious text to the meme.
All my relatives have shared it. Several times. Unironically.
All my relatives have shared it. Several times. Unironically.
Amorgus
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I just looked up the cloud pic again and unfortunately I cannot make out if the one hand is wearing the ring. The ring is like the certificate of authenticity to a good Goatse homage.
Tripod
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I have to say I look forward to summer every year for all the fresh fruits and vegetables from the local farmers 
LegionOfDoom91
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I don’t get it much anymore as I got to go down to my old neighborhood to get it but god do I love some cold cuts with rye bread from the deli.
Captain Dave Poulin
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Rye bread is the best. I didn't have any for six years and still haven't had a good one here yet.
LegionOfDoom91
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Yeah I can’t really do it with white bread. I pretty much need rye bread or a roll & fresh ones from a bakery with no preservatives in it.
Captain Dave Poulin
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My mom got some rye bread the other day, but the "rye" taste of it was barely there. I like a heavy rye taste. I also like pumpernickel. I also like black licorice.
Pastrami on rye is a goddamn treasure. A hot pastrami special with swiss, thousand island, and coleslaw on good rye is probably my top sandwich of all time. And I've eaten my fair share of sandwiches in my days.
LegionOfDoom91
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I usually get a roast beef special with all that except American cheese over the Swiss.
FLYguy3911
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Don Pablo’s all you can eat tacos tonight. Haven’t left the toilet since I got home.
Captain Dave Poulin
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Make sure you eat a bunch of cheese and bread before you go to sleep so you will be OK to go down to Rockaway Beach in the morning and get the half-naked pics of our prospects. You can name the pics, like ...
HornbilledBaitTortoise
SquallTemperedRidgeback
PurposeDrivenPterodactyl
... etc.
WestrnPhlyr
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With you on the rye, with you on the pumpernickel (probably my favorite bread)
You lose me with the black licorice. I had an ex who loved eating Black Crows and she would get pissed at me for not wanting to kiss her. Awful, awful stuff.
Captain Dave Poulin
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Everyone thinks I'm crazy for that one, bud lol. When I was a caddy, there was a car dealership across the street from the country club and it had vending machines, so we used to go over there after a round and buy snacks. I almost always got the Black Nibs. I must have been the only one, because the machine never ran out and after a couple of years they started to taste a little stale.
YEM
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I celebrate both the candy & the band
WestrnPhlyr
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I always loved the band. The candy, on the other hand, ranks up up there with bleu cheese as things I loathe to the depths of my soul
onlylordsvsmorebp
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pretty sure ive seen that thing before... it was terrorizing a small seaside community in summer blockbuster "CLAWS"!Happy Fathers Day! I made have enjoyed a jumbo lobster! And yes, that is a cookie sheet the lobster is bigger than! It was 4.25 lbs.
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onlylordsvsmorebp
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had to take a **** half way thru reading that...
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