GDT: The Handicapped Olympics (Bruins, 7PM Pacific at Honda Center Infirmary)

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DarthYenik

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Ever wonder what a one legged man looks like in an ass kicking contest? Well how about two one legged men trying to kick each other’s asses?
 

Opak

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To infinity and beyond:

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The picture is from this article, it shows the combined, cumulated loss of NHL cap hit to injuries by game. We're already looking at a loss of $5 million, by game 18 of an 82 game season... :help:
 

bsu

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Is Getzlaf and Kesler back yet?? :nopity:
 

dracom

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Oh look another injury. Just keep him out so he can't get hurt any worse. This season has been trash, can we get a do over?
 

AngelDuck

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This is really getting out of hand. We're well on our way to 'can't even be mad if they miss the playoffs' territory
 

mightyquack

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I wouldn't be mad if we missed and ended up winning the lottery and getting Dahlin.

But in all seriousness if we can survive until Getzlaf and Kesler are back these short injuries aren't as big of a deal all of a sudden.
 

Mortal Wombat

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So what is wrong with Lindholm? Did he hurt himself trying to eat meatballs too fast or is it the flu or something? I mean it's not the shoulder acting up, right? Right?
 

Opak

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Do we start pointing fingers at the medical staff for this or is this just crazy unlucky?

Kesler, Vatanen and Lindholm injuries carried over from last season. Fowler and Getzlaf injuries were the results of freak accidents. Eaves' virus infection couldn't have been prevented in any way. Kase has had two (?) concussions this season. Plus a bunch of other guys with all kinds of stuff...

I'd say we've just been insanely unlucky. If anything, the medical staff deserves a medal of some sort, if they somehow manage to fix all this...
 

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If we somehow make it into the playoffs, our slogan should definitely be "The Quack Doctor will see you now".

This year might be draft slogans... if a player breaks his ankle walking up to the stage, is it too late to re-pick? He technically hasn't received the jersey yet...
 
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