Why are you trying to be cute? Not wanting to get a nothing player like Boedker is not the same thing as your charade here.
The fact of the matter is, that when a larger name player becomes available, it is because of some outside factor, limitation in his game, large salary, organizational change, personal issue etc.
The way you find the right guys, is by drafting them, there is someone in free agency that can actually help put a team over the hump once every 10-15 years, you see it all the time, the UFA period is not how losing teams change the culture, you have to build and grow it.
Boedker is not a fantastic top 6 guy, he doe shave flaws in his game, those things cannot be debated, but who are you gonna sign that isn't, who are you going to acquire that would not have some issue? You have to take a chance, Seguin is a prime recent example of this, dealt, under value for the player he is today, "attitude problems etc." and hey it worked out.
They took a shot, it rarely works out, we need to build from within, and continue churning out players we can replace, I feel we are one top end piece away from having a viable offense.
You can call it cute, you can call it whatever you want, you UFA suggestions and expectations are out of whack, and generally this is the method that most mediocre teams choose and end up staying mediocre.