Other Sports: Soccer/Football Thread Part Six

[Appleyard]

No Haaland stats this season?

Still leading the league in goals, but 1 goal in 4 games against Arsenal and Liverpool doesn't look so great.

His stats post injury are really pretty pedestrian (albeit did score 5 goals vs Luton lmao). Has not looked the same...

but still has 29 goals in 35 games on the year aha. Only Kane (37 in 36) and Mbappe (39 in 39) have more in European top tiers.

But in an injury hit year probably guaranteed to still hit 35 goals! Which for example is more than Wayne Rooney hit in his best ever season! (11-12 with 34 in 43, when still used as a Striker)

 

[Starat327]

This is the worst game of football I've ever watched. And I've watched a lot of Chelsea this year.

 

[BritainStix]

PL is so outrageously corrupt its unreal.

8 minutes of injury time.
2 "penalties" with no contact.

In a half with no injuries.

I think I'm done with this horseshit. It's worse than the flyers.

 

[Starat327]

Agent Mount to the rescue.

 

[Striiker]

Bayern is completely falling apart. If the tiebreakers made sense this would be the second year in a row, but better late than never.

Leverkusen ahead by 16 points and zero losses. Holy crap.

 

[Starat327]

Bayern is completely falling apart. If the tiebreakers made sense this would be the second year in a row, but better late than never.

Leverkusen ahead by 16 points and zero losses. Holy crap.

You can take the man out of Spurs, but you can't take the Spurs out of the man.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You can take the man out of Spurs, but you can't take the Spurs out of the man.

To quote myself:

"Sir Harold Kane - big, brave, horse-faced trophy repellent."

 

[Striiker]

Someone shoot me please


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[FLYguy3911]

Someone shoot me please


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Gotta green time those.

 

[Starat327]

Someone shoot me please


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You guys bought Sterling off us?

 

[Striiker]

You guys bought Sterling off us?

In his defense, he’s a CB so it’s not quite as embarrassing.

 

[Starat327]

In his defense, he’s a CB so it’s not quite as embarrassing.

From that distance its embarrassing for anyone.

Doubly so for a professional.

 

[Striiker]

From that distance its embarrassing for anyone.

Doubly so for a professional.

I know. I said not quite as embarrassing. Still very embarrassing.

 

[BigToe]

Let’s goooo

 

[FLYguy3911]

Typical prem goal.

 

[Jack Straw]

Mainoo is good

 

[BigToe]

YESSSSSSS

 

[Striiker]

Typical Brazil

 

[TCTC]

Never cheered so much for Manchester United. I feel dirty now. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[BigToe]

Idiot

 

[Halladay]

Jota being made of glass has killed this team's chances. Match would be over with him, ideally he can come back next week. A draw is just as bad as a loss I think.

 

[Striiker]

Praying for Nottinghams downfall. Hope they get relegated.

 

[Halladay]

Praying for Nottinghams downfall. Hope they get relegated.

They have more European Cups than BVB though they are all before 2000 so none of them count for their team .

 

[Striiker]

They have more European Cups than BVB though they are all before 2000 so none of them count for their team .

Then it’s a good thing I picked my team based on their process and philosophy, not their past achievements.

Forest refuse to use Reyna and I hope it helps bury them.

 

[Halladay]

Then it’s a good thing I picked my team based on their process and philosophy, not their past achievements.

Forest refuse to use Reyna and I hope it helps bury them.

So did Dortmund though this season to be fair. I want Forest as relegated as well though.