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[Bob Richards]

Old white golfers suck

I've grown disenfranchised with golf. I used to play. Now its just meh.

 

[Deficient Mode]

I've grown disenfranchised with golf. I used to play. Now its just meh.

Your post total is currently the same as your vcash total

 

[Bob Richards]

Your post total is currently the same as your vcash total

I don't endorse gambling.

 

[Deficient Mode]

I don't endorse gambling.

Typical mod taking the internet too seriously it's fake money

 

[Bob Richards]

Typical mod taking the internet too seriously it's fake money

The internet is srs bsnss

 

[Deficient Mode]

The internet is srs bsnss

If you are new to betting, new to vBookie, this thread is for you. Below is an accumulated six years worth of questions in what I hope is a comprehensive FAQ for vBetting.

Q. What is vBookie?
A. It is a betting system allowing you to bet on created events using your vCash. It doesn't use real money, and you will always be given vCash if you don't have any. You can't run up debts or go bankrupt.

Q. How do you bet?
A. Open an event thread where you will be presented with the betting options for that event. You will be told how much vCash you have as well as the odds for the event. You then enter the number you want to bet and click bet. You can only bet on one outcome per event.

Q. What is vCash?
A. In short, fake money. By default, every HFBoards poster has 500 vCash. If you bet all of your vCash and have 0 left, you will be returned to 50 vCash when a new event is created. If you have any amount less than 50, you will be returned to that when a new event is created. You cannot go bankrupt in vCash – you will always have at least 50 whenever there is a new event to bet on.

 

[Dog]

Awww it's nothin but fake money

 

[Deficient Mode]

Habs having a good PDO night

 

[Dog]

Habs having a good PDO night

Love to pdo

 

[Deficient Mode]

Love to pdo

Possess Defensemen who are Oafs?

 

[kducks]

I don't endorse gambling.

So you won't meet up in Vegas?

One more work day then the road trip is on.

 

[DrFeelgood]

 

[irunthepeg]

PDO my word

 

[FinHockey]

 

[DrFeelgood]

 

[FinHockey]

 

[kducks]

Boboli, you were baking a cake for my moms birthday in my dream.

 

[Bob Richards]

Boboli, you were baking a cake for my moms birthday in my dream.

I did used to work in that bakery. This is not that outlandish.

 

[kducks]

True, it was just so random though.

 

[irunthepeg]

Bob Richards never made me a cake for my bday......

 

[DrFeelgood]

 

[Bob Richards]

True, it was just so random though.

Those days are over. I've gone from selling cakes to selling liver killers.

 

[SladeWilson23]

Those days are over. I've gone from selling cakes to selling liver killers.

Alcohol?

 

[kducks]

Those days are over. I've gone from selling cakes to selling liver killers.

I like your new job more.

 

[Deficient Mode]

Those days are over. I've gone from selling cakes to selling liver killers.

I've gone from teaching to selling black market organs. We form a natural partnership now. Send me some customers.