hangman005
Mark Stones Spleen
"Get every ref to report to Area 51 NOW!"
"I've called you all here today to Conspiracy Central, to discuss our ongoing pro Vegas operations."
"As you know, we ceased abducting visiting teams and Injecting them with "Vegas Flu" after the families became suspicious"
"But as you all are aware Operation: Refs Blow was a monumental success. By only ever making calls in Vegas's favor we guaranteed them a Cup Finals appearance."
"And lets not forget, LTIRapalooza"
"But fans of the other teams are noticing, so I will now hand it over to Charlie who will run through this years plan"
"Thank you Gary, as you can see here the plan to help Vegas this year is to not help them, Coaches Challenges? Failed! Penalties? Call lots against them, 8 is a nice number. If another team takes a blatant penalty, you didn't see it. But make a weak call against them with 2 periods left to play, that's how we'll get them through"
"Question. doesn't Vegas's Powerplay really really suck?"
"No, that's genius of it. it is acutally better than Edmontons, it just pretends to be terribly inept to throw everyone off guard. I mean you'd never hear of a team ever scoring shorthanded against Vegas powerplay."
"Oh Gary! I'm glad I caught you. You forgot your laundry"
"Thank you Bill, You also forgot your laundry"
"To Evil"
"To Evil Indeed Bill"
Now get the W.
