Here are my favorites, by chronological order:
&t=0m55s: "All of the new Blackhawk fans, who weren't fans last year, get out."
&t=1m36s: "EVERYONE IN VANCOUVER IS DYING OF THIRST! YOU KNOW WHY? THEY DON'T HAVE CUPS TO DRINK OUT OF!"
&t=1m40s: "Mein [Führer], the [Canucks] are a widely respected team!"
"BULLS#IT! THEY OWN COUNTRY DOESN'T EVEN LIKE THEM!"
&t=1m47s: "Mein [Führer], Vancouver has a number of good players in their roster."
"YOU MEAN LUONGO, AND THOSE TWO FAILED POWERPUFF GIRL EXPERIMENTS?
SEDINS!
HOW DO ZETTERBERG AND LUNDQVIST EVEN PLAY WITH THEM FOR SWEDEN!?
THEY LOOK LIKE THE TWINS FROM THE SHINING!"
&t=2m10s: "NOW WE HAVE TO GO ON THE ROAD AND PLAY THE RED WINGS AGAIN!"
&t=2m13s: "AND THE BLUES WHO THINK THEY ARE OUR RIVALS FOR SOME GOD UNKNOWN REASON!"