GDT: ranger from the big city slips it in darlings gaping five hole

[Breakdowns]

When we score goals we let in a lot as well, when we don`t score a lot, we let in enough to lose.

Canes hockey

 

[Negan4Coach]

Come on... We took a gamble with Darling. Deep down we all thought about him being a product of that team. I thought it. But ignored it hoping I was wrong. Guess I wasn't. I am very very very.... disappoint.

I don't blame Darling for this one. Yeah, he flubbed playing the puck on the first one. But then the team mentally collapsed.

 

[Stickpucker]

Just so you know, it is butt sex. Followed by urination.

Which pretty much sums up everything since '09

My question is which butt sexer is the one urinating? and at what stage?

 

[Canes]

I don't blame Darling for this one. Yeah, he flubbed playing the puck on the first one. But then the team mentally collapsed.

Yeah, a lot of teams can easily put something like that behind them. Not our team. We know their reaction 95% of the time, and it's anywhere from laughable to cute.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Well, we did better than the first game against them.

Also, I said it last game and I’ll say it again - who the f*** is Paul Carey? 2 goals on the year and both are against us.

 

[Canes]

Well, we did better than the first game against them.

Also, I said it last game and I’ll say it again - who the **** is Paul Carey? 2 goals on the year and both are against us.

AHL journeyman.

Also a former Avs draft pick punishing us for not trading them Hanifin for Duchene.

 

[Stickpucker]

Ignore the chorus and stick with the verse boys...this is our life

 

[HisIceness]

Well at least this team does score goals so there is that miraculous chance that we could score more than the other team.

Buffalo just got shutout for the 3rd straight game.

 

[Canes]

Well at least this team does score goals so there is that miraculous chance that we could score more than the other team.

Buffalo just got shutout for the 3rd straight game.

I wonder if they have any NHL level forwards available for trade.

 

[Stickpucker]

Well at least this team does score goals so there is that miraculous chance that we could score more than the other team.

Buffalo just got shutout for the 3rd straight game.

Ronnie needs to circle that shit like a vulture looking for his last meal.

 

[Canes]

Ronnie needs to circle that **** like a vulture looking for his last meal.

We like our group

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

Well at least this team does score goals so there is that miraculous chance that we could score more than the other team.

Buffalo just got shutout for the 3rd straight game.

I thought we were just about the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

How is that even possible?

 

[VAcaniac]

We like our group

No we dont. Hell probably trade for some marginal forward and everyone will compare him to the next Mat Cullen when hes really Victor Rask (see Darling, Scott).

 

[Negan4Coach]

My question is which butt sexer is the one urinating? and at what stage?

What?? I mean how much does this need to be explained. Getting and Orange Julius is having your butt peed in.

Let me spell it out- the Hurricanes got their butt peed in tonight.

 

[Roboturner913]

i mean, I could probably pee in my own butt.

in theory

 

[Blueline Bomber]

So Ward gets the next few then, yeah?

 

[Canes]

I thought we were just about the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

How is that even possible?

Thankfully the Sabres existing makes it possible. Or unthanfully. f***, I don't know.

 

[Canes]

So Ward gets the next few then, yeah?

Until he pouts after getting shellacked after letting shots through like a sieve again.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

i mean, I could probably pee in my own butt.

in theory

It would take a funnel and a Swedish made penis pump but it’s possible.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

It would take a funnel and a Swedish made penis pump but it’s possible.

Are the Swedes the only ones who make one small enough?

 

[Roboturner913]

It would take a funnel and a Swedish made penis pump but it’s possible.

The hose reaches all the way across the yard, that's all I'm sayin

 

[Stickpucker]

What?? I mean how much does this need to be explained. Getting and Orange Julius is having your butt peed in.

Let me spell it out- the Hurricanes got their butt peed in tonight.

When in doubt I always consult an expert.

 

[Wolfpuck]

I'm still too sober...

 

[Stickpucker]

i mean, I could probably pee in my own butt.

in theory

The old headstand fountain technique?

 

[Stickpucker]

Guys I have to put down the drink....I'm tempted to google "man pees in own butt"