GDT: ranger from the big city slips it in darlings gaping five hole

[the halleJOKEL]

hallejokel's 3 success tips for good wins

1. do the needful
2. give them the business
3. derek ryan play like joe sakic

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[RodTheBawd]

I have a boner.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Drink a f***ing beer..........or 2, or 3, or more.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

Drink a ****ing beer..........or 2, or 3, or more.

okay

now what

 

[MinJaBen]

I can't see this team making the playoffs if we lose this game. This is a critical "4-point" game against the division foe that is directly ahead of us in the standings. If this team can't find a way to win this now, I don't think I can make myself believe they have a chance the rest of the season.

I'm going to go on record and say if we lose tonight in regulation, we won't make the playoffs.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

I can't see this team making the playoffs if we lose this game. This is a critical "4-point" game against the division foe that is directly ahead of us in the standings. If this team can't find a way to win this now, I don't think I can make myself believe they have a chance the rest of the season.

I'm going to go on record and say if we lose tonight in regulation, we won't make the playoffs.

if they follow my three tips, victory is a foregone conclusion

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

okay

now what

keep going

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

hallejokel's 3 success tips for good wins

1. do the needful

I always pegged you as an Indian IT professional... I swear I read this phrase in emails all the time.

 

[Unsustainable]

@DaveG Needs to make a f***ing Beer for this thread

 

[JCLA]

Personally, I think he needs to make a "I like you guys Ale"

 

[DaveG]

@DaveG Needs to make a ****ing Beer for this thread

Get some Founders Breakfast Stout. 8.3% ABV, widely available, and it will f*** you up which we need because we're going to be playing a Rangers team that slams and goes hard on us frequently.

Still don't have all my equipment out in Winston with me yet, feels batman

 

[the halleJOKEL]

I always pegged you as an Indian IT professional... I swear I read this phrase in emails all the time.

how did you know that im native american

 

[FaulkYouAho]

5 bold predictions:
zucc and kreider don't get a single point
1 person gets injured
at least 5 goals scored in total between both teams
2 multi goal games
tuevo's hot streak continues with at least 2 points

 

[tarheelhockey]

If we don’t win this game I will delete my account forever

 

[FaulkYouAho]

if we don't win this game i will go cry myself to sleep because its not january and we normally do good in january.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

If we don’t win this game I will delete my account forever

finally

can i have your global mod title?

 

[tarheelhockey]

finally

can i have your global mod title?

I’m going to throw the belt into the ring and watch you guys fight for it

 

[the halleJOKEL]

I’m going to throw the belt into the ring and watch you guys fight for it

catch me at bojangles, how bout that?

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

5 bold predictions:

1) at least 2 goals scored combined
2) Jeff Skinner will see the ice tonight!
3) At least 40 total faceoffs
4) One or more powerplays for each team
5) A Carolina Hurricane has been murdered. I’ve invited you here to my mansion tonight to help me find out who did it. It may even have been one of you...

 

[Breakdowns]

If we don’t win this game I will delete my account forever

I would never bet such a huge bet with Canes involved

Canes win just because I will get 5 hour sleep after this game, and if they don`t win I will be lacking sleep and be angry, not a good combination.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

5 bold predictions:

1) at least 2 goals scored combined
2) Jeff Skinner will see the ice tonight!
3) At least 40 total faceoffs
4) One or more powerplays for each team
5) A Carolina Hurricane has been murdered. I’ve invited you here to my mansion tonight to help me find out who did it. It may even have been one of you...

6) one teams corsi will be higher than the other
7) that team may or may not win the game

 

[Bub]

My bp is high enough these days, so I won't be watching.

Which probably means 3-0 win, best game of the year.

 

[geehaad]

This was the awesome thread title you came up with 3 days ago?!

Insta-loss.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

This was the awesome thread title you came up with 3 days ago?!

Insta-loss.

no i made this one up in like 10 seconds

the awesome thread title was ***** victor rask goes ******** and **** the giant ***** for ********** gdt victory

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Personally, I think he needs to make a "I like you guys Ale"

YES OMG YES

yes

@DaveG make this happen